Carla Bruni - Page 3

DARISC · 06-22-2008, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DARISC

Makes your jaws tight, does it?

THAT'S OUTRAQGEOUS! You freakin' commie libs got NO RESPECT!

DARISC · 06-22-2008, 08:33 PM

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Racerbvd · Racerbvd's Garage

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Originally Posted by DARISC

Makes your jaws tight, does it?

Oh my, I've stooped sooo low (down to Byron's level).

No, much lower, as Laura Bush doesn't put herself on the scene like that no class, racist Michelle or miss/mr "I have to be center of everything Hilderbeast.

Dottore · 06-22-2008, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BeyGon

How do you know Laura is boring?

Is there sand in the desert? Is the Pope German? Does Pamela Anderson sleep on her back?

DARISC · 06-22-2008, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Racerbvd

No, much lower,

Oh that's funny, Undie! "No, you have sunk much lower than me."

Makes my point

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Haven't a clue, have you?

DARISC · 06-22-2008, 09:49 PM

[QUOTE=Dottore;4018175]Is there sand in the desert?

Yes.

Is the Pope German?

Yes.

Does Pamela Anderson sleep on her back?

I think cows sleep standing up. And I've heard they're fun to push over .

Dottore · 06-22-2008, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Racerbvd

Don't forget this is the same hypocrite assshole whole slammed me for having pictures with cute chicks, and went as far as to call them derogatory names, the same hypocrite assshole who tried to get out of paying sales tax on a car. Yea, he is a real winner, POS

Are you talking about me?

I may have taken a small swing at you for all of the idiotic pictures you have posted on this board with women who could be your children, taken when you were clearly pissed as a fart, trying to impress all the Pelicans with your manliness.

But no, I don't fault you for this. Not you, who post countless tasteless, racist, intellectually bankrupt, juvenile and sexist messages on this board time and time again because it gives you a tiny hard on.

No, no. Not you good sir.

I remain.

As ever.

Your humble provocateur.

DARISC · 06-22-2008, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Dottore

...all of the idiotic pictures you have posted on this board with women who could be your children, taken when you were clearly pissed as a fart, trying to impress all the Pelicans with your manliness.....

....you, who post countless tasteless, racist, intellectually bankrupt, juvenile and sexist messages on this board time and time again because it gives you a tiny hard on.

Why, you are being a tad ...harsh?... on old soiled Undies, are you not? This will surely have his BVDs in a bunch!

Why no, I think not!

(I love the "women who could be your children")

dipso · 06-23-2008, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Tobra

huh?

I get that Carla Bruni is pretty hot

no, but as my mother told me,

"You have to get out of bed and talk to them eventually."

Guess it depends on who you want to be talking to, a school teacher or a model. You ever meet any models? Give me the teacher

The titties seem to be up a long time

Laura was a second grade schoolteacher 30 something years ago. I am sure the pillow talk between the two is riveting.
"Now George, Cows can't really jump over the moon, wheres my zanax?"

Mule · 06-23-2008, 01:51 PM

CA should have had:

Racerbvd · Racerbvd's Garage

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Originally Posted by Dottore

Are you talking about me?

I may have taken a small swing at you for all of the idiotic pictures you have posted on this board with women who could be your children, taken when you were clearly pissed as a fart, trying to impress all the Pelicans with your manliness.

But no, I don't fault you for this. Not you, who post countless tasteless, racist, intellectually bankrupt, juvenile and sexist messages on this board time and time again because it gives you a tiny hard on.

No, no. Not you good sir.

I remain.

As ever.

Your humble provocateur.

Well, since I'm only 42, not many could be my kids, I'm not a pedophile like you nore do I defend them like you do.

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Laura was a second grade schoolteacher 30 something years ago. I am sure the pillow talk between the two is riveting.
"Now George, Cows can't really jump over the moon, wheres my zanax?"

Yep, that is most likely true, I don't see it as being hot & steamy, unless she has a plaid skirt with knee socks.

Mule · 06-23-2008, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Dottore

Is there sand in the desert? Is the Pope German? Does Pamela Anderson sleep on her back?

Do you ever pull your head out of your ass?

Mule · 06-23-2008, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Dottore

Are you talking about me?

I may have taken a small swing at you for all of the idiotic pictures you have posted on this board with women who could be your children, taken when you were clearly pissed as a fart, trying to impress all the Pelicans with your manliness.

But no, I don't fault you for this. Not you, who post countless tasteless, racist, intellectually bankrupt, juvenile and sexist messages on this board time and time again because it gives you a tiny hard on.

No, no. Not you good sir.

I remain.

As ever.

Your humble provocateur.

So if you're not sophisticated enough to be down with commie mass murderers & pedophile rapists you are all of the above. Thus sayeth Dottore! Dude you are a waste of oxygen.

Mule · 06-23-2008, 02:08 PM

No skank here! Move along.

BeyGon · 06-23-2008, 02:24 PM

Byron,
there seems to be a double standard here, not uncommon for the libs/fellow travelers.
The French President can marry a skank but if you have pictures of yourself and young women that's terrible. Maybe they should have been nude and French. If you were French it would be OK. even with kids.
And of course our present President has a wife that hasn't slept with every one in town so she is frumpy. Not at all the French way, they are sooo PERFECT.

dipso · 06-23-2008, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Tobra

huh?

I get that Carla Bruni is pretty hot

no, but as my mother told me,

"You have to get out of bed and talk to them eventually."

Guess it depends on who you want to be talking to, a school teacher or a model. You ever meet any models? Give me the teacher

The titties seem to be up a long time

If I am ever at the rehab and the only two, coke sniffing, pill popping, booze hounds left are an ex-super model and an ex- second grade school teacher/librarian, I hope you are there with me.
At least I'll get the good one.
Time for some 13th stepping.

RANDY P · RANDY P's Garage

Oh, don't forget the average French Man has the same overall view and values as a 14 Y/O American boy...

rjp

Mule · 06-23-2008, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BeyGon

Byron,
there seems to be a double standard here, not uncommon for the libs/fellow travelers.
The French President can marry a skank but if you have pictures of yourself and young women that's terrible. Maybe they should have been nude and French. If you were French it would be OK. even with kids.
And of course our present President has a wife that hasn't slept with every one in town so she is frumpy. Not at all the French way, they are sooo PERFECT.

Or if you're raping 12 yo's. Then you are "super awesome" like Algore!

dipso · 06-23-2008, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by BeyGon

And of course our present President has a wife that hasn't slept with every one in town so she is frumpy. Not at all the French way, they are sooo PERFECT.

How do you know?

BeyGon · 06-23-2008, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by dipso

If I am ever at the rehab again and the only two coke sniffing, pill popping, booze hounds left are a male ex-super model and an ex- second grade school teacher/librarian, I hope you are there to watch me.
At least I'll get the good one .
Time for some 13th stepping.

Dipsh it,
I fixed it for you.