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Today I learned that.......
When you order fried chicken..... it doesn't mean it will be crispy by the time you get it home.......
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. . . the cat can and will steal your garlic bread if you look away from the table, then run off with it and eat it on you.
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You only appreciate things when they're taken away from you. Like air-conditioning in a Saab.:mad:
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Carrots live in the ground much of their life.
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You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need.
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Can't find the "Crank Yankers" prank call on chicken beaks in the KFC bucket... :(
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And remember, 'mud' spelled backwards is 'dum'.
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Facts are to lefties as sunlight is to Dracula.
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Interjecting politics into threads by Mule is as predictable as the tides.
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Today I learned that...the term "mule" (Latin mulus) was formerly applied to the infertile offspring of any two creatures of different species.
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You can tune a piano but you can't tune a pitch fork.
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or a fish
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The best things in life...
...aren't things. |
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I want to stay far far away from anything to do with two girls and a cup!
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two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
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silence is golden
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Eating cold fried chicken late at night is the birthright of every American.
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Porn & chicken. :D
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together? :eek:
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Sometimes what is isn't, and sometimes what isn't is....
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We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.
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What, and how much, pelican members know about NIGGARDS!!!!!!
This includes myself..... :) |
Word!
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Liberals are the Cowboys and Traditionalists are the indians..... Today they experienced their Little Big Horn.......
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Some days peanuts, some days shells.
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There are 4 supreme court justices that think there is no individual right to own a firearm.
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Sometimes you're the bug, sometimes you're the windshield.
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I feel more like myself now than I did when I first walked in.:eek:
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And, Sheeps do not fly so much as plummet!:)
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Scorpions can climb on the ceiling???? WTF!!!!!!!:eek:
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I'm voting for Obama just to piss you guys off.
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"Customer service" is sorely lacking the "service" part these days.
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Dremel tools suck.
Breaking stuff does make me feel better. Why sheep herders have tall boots. |
Dremel tools suck.
Breaking stuff does make me feel better. Why sheep herders have tall boots. |
Wayne still hasn't fixed the double posting glitch.
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One mans MILF is another mans cougar.
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