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Today I learned that.......
When you order fried chicken..... it doesn't mean it will be crispy by the time you get it home.......
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06-24-2008, 10:35 PM
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. . . the cat can and will steal your garlic bread if you look away from the table, then run off with it and eat it on you.
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Did you get the memo?
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You only appreciate things when they're taken away from you. Like air-conditioning in a Saab.
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Carrots live in the ground much of their life.
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You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need.
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Can't find the "Crank Yankers" prank call on chicken beaks in the KFC bucket...
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06-25-2008, 08:47 AM
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And remember, 'mud' spelled backwards is 'dum'.
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06-25-2008, 08:53 AM
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Unfair and Unbalanced
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Facts are to lefties as sunlight is to Dracula.
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06-25-2008, 12:18 PM
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Interjecting politics into threads by Mule is as predictable as the tides.
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06-25-2008, 12:24 PM
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Today I learned that...the term "mule" (Latin mulus) was formerly applied to the infertile offspring of any two creatures of different species.
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You can tune a piano but you can't tune a pitch fork.
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06-25-2008, 12:51 PM
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Unfair and Unbalanced
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or a fish
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The best things in life...
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06-25-2008, 12:57 PM
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I want to stay far far away from anything to do with two girls and a cup!
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two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
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silence is golden
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Eating cold fried chicken late at night is the birthright of every American.
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Porn & chicken.
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