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Lies, In exchange for punanny

This one time, I told a chick that was going to vote for John Kerry just to get laid.

Old 06-25-2008, 06:05 PM
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This one time, I told a chick that was going to vote for John Kerry just to get laid.

Did cool chick fall for it?
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:10 PM
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LOL - this chick was cool!! but it wasn't cool chick.
Old 06-25-2008, 06:13 PM
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This one time, a chick told me she would screw me if I voted for John Kerry.

I told her if I voted for him, then they'd both be screwin' me.

Ba-domp. CHING!
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Did cool chick fall for it?
A bit late for that...
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Didn't she know John Kerry wasn't running????
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This one time, a chick told me she would screw me if I voted for John Kerry.

I told her if I voted for him, then they'd both be screwin' me.

Ba-domp. CHING!
You're a professional musician. I'm pretty sure you have to vote for the Democrat. Check with your union rep.
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"of course I think you're hot!"

"I know you're not the type who normally does this" (my personal favorite lie)
And I will respect you in the morning. Hell, I'll respect you from the g*d damned grave!


I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!

So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!!!
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Lies, In exchange for punanny
i doubt there is a bloke alive that hasnt



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i once lied for a panini.
LOL...i hope it had prociutto too!
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My ex-wife slept with John Kerry, does that count?
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This one time, I told a chick that was going to vote for John Kerry just to get laid.
One time, huh?


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