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Lies, In exchange for punanny
This one time, I told a chick that was going to vote for John Kerry just to get laid.
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06-25-2008, 06:05 PM
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Unfair and Unbalanced
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: From the misty mountains to the bayou country
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Smart move!
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06-25-2008, 06:06 PM
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Virginia Rocks!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Just outside the beltway
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Did cool chick fall for it?
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06-25-2008, 06:10 PM
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LOL - this chick was cool!! but it wasn't cool chick.
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06-25-2008, 06:13 PM
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Band.
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Denver, CO
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This one time, a chick told me she would screw me if I voted for John Kerry.
I told her if I voted for him, then they'd both be screwin' me. Ba-domp. CHING!
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Join Date: Jun 2000
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06-25-2008, 07:03 PM
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This one time, at band camp....
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06-25-2008, 07:34 PM
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"I love you?"
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06-25-2008, 07:36 PM
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Slackerous Maximus
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Columbus, OH
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I don't recall everything I've said to get yoddlin' in the valley, but I'm sure St. Peter will have a list for me at the gates of heaven.
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06-25-2008, 07:37 PM
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"of course I think you're hot!"
"I know you're not the type who normally does this" (my personal favorite lie)
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06-25-2008, 07:42 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Casino
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Didn't she know John Kerry wasn't running????
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06-25-2008, 07:45 PM
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My work here is nearly finished.
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06-25-2008, 08:07 PM
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Unfair and Unbalanced
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: From the misty mountains to the bayou country
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I couldn't take it any longer Lord I was crazed And when the feeling came upon me Like a tidal wave I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave That I would love you to the end of time I swore that I would love you to the end of time! So now I'm praying for the end of time To hurry up and arrive Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you I don't think that I can really survive I'll never break my promise or forget my vow But God only knows what I can do right now I'm praying for the end of time It's all that I can do Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!!!
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06-25-2008, 08:38 PM
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i'm just a cook
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: downtown vernon,central new york
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i once lied for a panini.
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06-25-2008, 10:28 PM
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Skunk works
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06-25-2008, 10:35 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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Would I lie to you....
just to get into your pants... Muhaaaahahahaha!1 I think so. Whitesnake.
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06-25-2008, 10:45 PM
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Monkey with a mouse
Join Date: Oct 2000
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"That's not my finger"
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06-25-2008, 11:24 PM
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Dog-faced pony soldier
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"Nope, I never thought about getting your sister/friend/cousin/whatever involved, but now that you mention it. . ."
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A car, a 911, a motorbike and a few surfboards Black Cars Matter |
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06-26-2008, 12:04 AM
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My ex-wife slept with John Kerry, does that count?
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James The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the engineer adjusts the sails.- William Arthur Ward (1921-1994) Red-beard for President, 2020 |
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06-26-2008, 01:40 AM
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06-26-2008, 04:01 AM
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Only Porsche
Only bike
Boxer engine, 6 gears, big wing: it's a GT3!
1981 ?! A Red one... 3.0
Balla special
P car
OK, a girl that identifies as a car. Good enough?
Porsche Z06
P truck orsche
Manfred
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1970/1982 Porsche 914-6/911SC 2.7 RS
