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VINMAN 07-26-2008 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by targa911S (Post 4083258)
Nope. Wouldn't screw her with your dick if I had it. Sorry trash is trash.

But, if you didnt know she was trash?? If she was just a girl you met?

Sorry guys, I gotta agree with Joe A big time!
Any single, hetero guy that says he would turn these woman down if they where all over him (and not known them) is full of doo doo.

Dottore 07-26-2008 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by RoninLB (Post 4083195)

You're either a whoremaster or you're not. It's not something you can fake beyond bs'ing amateurs. If you're old enough you have either btdt or you haven't.

Word.

berettafan 07-26-2008 06:02 AM

my personal opinion is that MANY, MANY women are whores. they make it legal by calling it marriage. the spitzer swallows chick is no dirtier than every hottie married to an oldster or fat bastard rich guy. really.

i know two different women whose entire range of female siblings married docs. momma was a pimp and there's zero question about that. i mean, i'd love it if my wife were a brain surgeon; most of us would. but for 3 daughters to ALL marry docs?

yup, the difference is in the marriage license.

JeremyD 07-26-2008 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by vinman (Post 4083313)
but, If You Didnt Know She Was Trash?? If She Was Just A Girl You Met?

Sorry Guys, I Gotta Agree With Joe A Big Time!
Any Single, Hetero Guy That Says He Would Turn These Woman Down If They Where All Over Him (and Not Known Them) Is Full Of Doo Doo.

+100

dhoward 07-26-2008 06:36 AM

Joe's spot on.
C'mon Targa, it's halfway through the last set. You've been drinking beer all night that's piss-warm from sitting on top of your amp. That bleached-blond cougar that strolled in at 10 with her friends has been smiling at you for the last 3 songs....She doesn't look nearly as worn-out as she did earlier, you wave to the waitress.....
:D

speeder 07-26-2008 08:39 AM

This is one of those subjects where there will never be a quorum of understanding. We either have dudes who think that they speak for all men, one guy who is admittedly 100% *not worldly* w/ zero experience on the subject but full of strong opinions, (all wrong, not surprisingly), and some weird, fear-based ideas about hookers that basically de-humanize them.

Different men have wildly divergent standards of what they would boink, drunk or sober. I would not put any effort into pursuing her under any circumstance, she just isn't pretty enough for me. I also know guys who would not hit a lot of what I would, different taste/standards. I also know quite a few guys who do "whatever they want", and I mean anything. I'm talking about young rock stars or just regular guys with massive game who turn down stuff that you can't imagine on a regular basis because they're busy w/ something else. This is L.A., you can't be a hater here or you'll die of jealousy.

Oh yeah, some of those rock stars love hookers. Yeah, the guys who can and do bang the girls who everyone posts pictures of in places like this. There is an old joke/line: "You're not paying them for the sex, you're paying them to leave afterwards..." ;)

Dottore 07-26-2008 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by speeder (Post 4083491)

"You're not paying them for the sex, you're paying them to leave afterwards..." ;)

Good post. And good line.

The last part of that line, BTW, is the punch line to the old George Carlin routine about what Hookers and Mariachi bands have in common.

targa911S 07-26-2008 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by dhoward (Post 4083364)
Joe's spot on.
C'mon Targa, it's halfway through the last set. You've been drinking beer all night that's piss-warm from sitting on top of your amp. That bleached-blond cougar that strolled in at 10 with her friends has been smiling at you for the last 3 songs....She doesn't look nearly as worn-out as she did earlier, you wave to the waitress.....
:D

Were you in the crowd last night?? Yeah it HAS happened. I gotta admit it. I guess "knowing" she is a hired gun is the turn down for me.

Sittin thinkin sinkin drinkin
Wondring what Ill do when Im through tonight
Smokin mopin maybe just hopin
Some little girl will pass on by
don't wanna be alone
But I love my girl at home
I remember what she said

She said, my! my! my!
Dont tell lies!
Keep fidelity in your head!
My! my! my! dont tell lies!
When youve done your show go to bed
Dont say hi! like a spider to a fly
Jump right ahead and youre dead!

Sit up fed up low down go round
Down to the bar at the place Im at
Sittin drinkin superficially thinkin
About the rinsed out blonde on my left
And then I said hi! like a spider to a fly
Remembring what my little girl said

She was coming flirty
She looked about thirty
I would have run away, but I was on my own
She told me later shes a machine operator
She said she liked the way I held the microphone
I said, my! my! my! like a spider to a fly
Jump right ahead in my web!

Porsche-O-Phile 07-26-2008 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by speeder (Post 4083491)
This is one of those subjects where there will never be a quorum of understanding. We either have dudes who think that they speak for all men, one guy who is admittedly 100% *not worldly* w/ zero experience on the subject but full of strong opinions, (all wrong, not surprisingly), and some weird, fear-based ideas about hookers that basically de-humanize them.

Different men have wildly divergent standards of what they would boink, drunk or sober. I would not put any effort into pursuing her under any circumstance, she just isn't pretty enough for me. I also know guys who would not hit a lot of what I would, different taste/standards. I also know quite a few guys who do "whatever they want", and I mean anything. I'm talking about young rock stars or just regular guys with massive game who turn down stuff that you can't imagine on a regular basis because they're busy w/ something else. This is L.A., you can't be a hater here or you'll die of jealousy.

Oh yeah, some of those rock stars love hookers. Yeah, the guys who can and do bang the girls who everyone posts pictures of in places like this. There is an old joke/line: "You're not paying them for the sex, you're paying them to leave afterwards..." ;)

Yea, that's it.

My life is so much less fulfilled and has so much less meaning because I've never been either (1) so pathetic or (2) so desperate as to let myself get led around by my d1ck to the point I had to pay for sex. Whatever.

rusnak 07-26-2008 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by speeder (Post 4083491)
This is one of those subjects where there will never be a quorum of understanding. We either have dudes who think that they speak for all men, one guy who is admittedly 100% *not worldly* w/ zero experience on the subject but full of strong opinions, (all wrong, not surprisingly), and some weird, fear-based ideas about hookers that basically de-humanize them.

Different men have wildly divergent standards of what they would boink, drunk or sober. I would not put any effort into pursuing her under any circumstance, she just isn't pretty enough for me. I also know guys who would not hit a lot of what I would, different taste/standards. I also know quite a few guys who do "whatever they want", and I mean anything. I'm talking about young rock stars or just regular guys with massive game who turn down stuff that you can't imagine on a regular basis because they're busy w/ something else. This is L.A., you can't be a hater here or you'll die of jealousy.

Oh yeah, some of those rock stars love hookers. Yeah, the guys who can and do bang the girls who everyone posts pictures of in places like this. There is an old joke/line: "You're not paying them for the sex, you're paying them to leave afterwards..." ;)

Speeder, I don't think anyone is really telling you what YOU can't or can't do, so why sweat it? For sure, there are different opinions, which everyone is stating is their own. I think you're sort of overstating the obvious, or talking to yourself maybe out it the wilderness. Or maybe you are saying that you're jealous of rock musicians? If so, that's ok too for the record. As for me, I'm pointing out that the line that we all speak of is not clear at all, which is also apparent. I'm sure you would agree on that.

m21sniper 07-26-2008 01:34 PM

I'm with Yoda, i'd hit that hard.

Danny_Ocean 07-26-2008 02:23 PM

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I'd hit that hard...
Especially if you're payin' for it... http://www.aguto.com/s/hitit.gif


http://www.theimproper.com/Images/Art/dupremombeach.jpg

rusnak 07-26-2008 02:36 PM

that last pic looks like my girl and her twin sister. You know, if you play the song "Magic" by Olivia Newton John in the background, not many men could resist at least fantasizing a little bit. We are all weak.

m21sniper 07-26-2008 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny_Ocean (Post 4083966)
Especially if you're payin' for it...

Thankfully i don't have to go down that road. :)

Neilk 07-26-2008 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by speeder (Post 4081116)
One of my good friends was a Heidi Fleiss hooker and she's one hell of a lot prettier than that.

You know Denise Richards?

Those CraigsList listing look too dangerous. I'd be afraid of getting busted for solicitation or having them pull a knife on you and robbing you blind.

dipso 07-26-2008 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by VINMAN (Post 4083313)
But, if you didnt know she was trash?? If she was just a girl you met?

I'd do it BECAUSE of who she is!

pwd72s 07-26-2008 06:55 PM

Well hell... for you guys who want to pork sweet Ashley? Just gather up 4,000 smackers. It should get easier after that...

Me? I'd rather spend $4k on a nice custom pool cue. But then, I'd be afraid to take the cue in the meanest bar in this town. Ashley? Hey, I'd hand her over to the local "Road Maggots" (Harley Club) in a heartbeat.

A $4k cue? I might have to fight for that...;)

artplumber 07-26-2008 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by pwd72s (Post 4084311)
Well hell... for you guys who want to pork sweet Ashley? Just gather up 4,000 smackers. It should get easier after that...

I don't think we know if this guy was paying for it....


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Originally Posted by pwd72s (Post 4084311)
Me? I'd rather spend $4k on a nice custom pool cue. But then, I'd be afraid to take the cue in the meanest bar in this town. Ashley? Hey, I'd hand her over to the local "Road Maggots" (Harley Club) in a heartbeat.

A $4k cue? I might have to fight for that...;)


And that's just kind of mean IMO, even if you're not interested.

speeder 07-26-2008 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Danny_Ocean (Post 4083966)

A.D. is the one facing the camera and that's one ugly girl. :cool:

speeder 07-26-2008 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile (Post 4083519)
Yea, that's it.

My life is so much less fulfilled and has so much less meaning because I've never been either (1) so pathetic or (2) so desperate as to let myself get led around by my d1ck to the point I had to pay for sex. Whatever.

Well, you think that anyone who would pay for no-strings-attached sex w/ a hot young chick is pathetic, and I think that being angry and bitter and full of fear is pathetic. To each their own, I guess.


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