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Unfair and Unbalanced
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: From the misty mountains to the bayou country
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Drive naked, save America
EW YORK (CNN) -- Call our politicians and tell them to stay on vacation. Call the caribou roaming in Alaska and tell them they're safe. Call the Saudi king and tell him what you really think of his oil.
I, Glenn Beck, a recovering alcoholic rodeo clown, have come up with a solution to America's energy crisis...and you're wearing it. Look at yourself right now. You've probably got on a shirt, socks, shoes, jewelry, maybe even some pants. Do you have any idea how much all of that weighs? If people really loved America, they would strip down, leave their clothes at home, and drive around buck naked. That would decrease the weight of our cars, which would increase our gas mileage so dramatically that we probably wouldn't have to drill for any new oil! http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/08/07/beck.energy/index.html
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Location: a wretched hive of scum and villainy
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Eeewww, sticking to Naugahyde? No thanks.
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Great idea - maybe only hot chicks.
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Jacksonville FL
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I'm nude right now.
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The ones i really feel sorry for are the mo's. Poor little things running around totally shaven and freezing all winter, just so some ego maniac can have mohair interior. |
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Information Junky
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: an island, upper left coast, USA
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But then, w/o a shirt pocket, where is a guy like Obama going to put his tire pressure gauge?
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08-08-2008, 09:42 AM
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08-08-2008, 09:43 AM
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Information Junky
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: an island, upper left coast, USA
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 that's where he pulls all of his grand ideas.
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