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have you ever been caught staring at a woman's boobs?
holy crap! i was talking to a lady..i was tired, thinking about other stuff, you know how you can get stuck staring at a pebble on the ground? (or anything for no reason)..in the middle of my daze.. i hear, "um, my eyes are up here.." she gave me friendly craap, and we moved on. i was not staring at her boobs for boobs sake. i was just staring...awkward.
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every day of my life since i was 14.
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... how were they?
All the time. Actually, one of my favorite "lovable jerk" moves is, if a woman is wearing a low-cut shirt and a bracelet or unique ring, to hold her hand, wrist in front of her (as though I'm looking at the jewelry) and offer "nice tits" as a compliment. NSFW, naturally, but out at the bars, after a few beverages (and with the right recipient), it works. JP
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I'm staring at a pair right now!
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Not that I know of. Of course, I never look up at their eyes to see if they've noticed.
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In the last five minutes? No.
I was talking to a lady who had a beautiful elaborate turquoise necklace. I was looking at it... it was obviously meant to be admired... and then I noticed she had big boobs and was wearing a deep v-neck. I snapped up to her eyes and she just smiled at me. I think in her case she thought it was an acceptable.
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Please tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes!
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If they didn't want me to stare, they shouldn't be sticking them out there for me to look at!
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That's like asking "have you ever been caught breathing?" They are equally vital to my existence.
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Ladies, if you go through the trouble of strapping them into something lace, pushing them up, and then point them at me, PLUS decide too expose more than 10%..I'm going to look..that's what you want.....
you want me to look. so..I look. Rika |
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My 17yo daughter recently came to town for a visit. She brought her 19yo bff with her. While showing them around town I couldn't help but notice how many guys (of all ages) would "sneak a peek". And their reaction when they noticed me watching them.
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Get caught??? How 'bout having a friend's wife being so proud of a recent augmentation that she shows the work to you AND your wife.
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