V8_Ranch wanting to recover his steering wheel with old ladies boots!!! Still cracks me up!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/336731-so-what-do-womens-boots-steering-wheels-have-common.html

I was thinking about this last night and one that comes to mind is "Dieter's" famous Enzo crash on PCH, Howard Agency (RIP) went down there and picked up a hose (fuel line?) and put it on Ebay.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/267681-destroyed-enzo-malibu-3.html

The questions and Howard's answers on the Ebay auction were great:
Q: Dear Sir, My name is Stefan. I am the owner of the wrecked enzo that you took this part from. Please give me my hose back you bastard. I have lost close to $1,000,000 and i'll be damned if you're going to make a profit on my loss. Cease and desist this selling of my hose immediately.
Feb-22-06
A: Proceeds are being donated to MADD. Please see previous response as to unverified authenticity of this part. If, however, you provide documents to show you are the actual owner, I will cancel the auction and return the part

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Q: That's not a heater hose, that's the guy's weiner. Once you own an Enzo, your member will morph it's own Ferrari part number. Maybe you should cancel the auction & ask a little more?? Is there a BIN?
Feb-22-06
A: While the length is impressive, I have been told girth is more important.

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Q: so you picked up a piece of hose on the road after an accident. You're a bottom feeding piece of **** dude, get a life.
Feb-22-06
A: May I assume you're not planning to bid?

Oh yeah...that was a choice thread. Howard, RIP...

Check Howard's enzo thread again, lots more Q&A's from the auction posted now.

that's hilarious! "luke i'm your father" :D