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The Funniest Threads?
i need a good chuckle right now.
let's see them boys...
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A long time ago there was a thread where a guy was looking for a way to prevent the dip stick from falling down into the oil tank. Now.....you would think this is a rather oddball endeavor but no...... This place is PACKED with engineers and engineer wannabees. The rest of the thread is a barrage of various solutions that various Pelicanheads had already implemented to achieve this same goal. Some of the solutions were brilliant. Screens were used. One was a regular kitchen sink drain plug/screen thing modified to allow insertion of the dip stick correctly and disallow incorrect insertion. I had no idea my fellow Pelicanheads were this clever. Or this deranged.
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Do a search of Motion's posts and specifically "flower shop".
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Here's a similar thread that was started a while ago. Enjoy!
 FUNNIEST PELICAN POSTS of all time.............. Randy
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... going back to find out how it ended up now. thanks man you made my day
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The "Just cut my sack" thread is on the main page right now.....
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In these movies the person is slapping cratch of the woman - many times in a row. The woman seems to really enjoy this. Can this be true or is it myth brought about by the movies?
Slap slap slap. like that. What do you think? The thread that ensued was, to this day, the funniest gut laugh I've ever experienced. I cried, I laughed so hard.
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this one is just getting started but has potential
Message to My Coworker in the Next Cube
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The all time funniest thread I've ever read, "how do I get herculiner off of my hootus?"
http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=18595&pagenumber=1 Quote:
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There was one where a guy saw an old 911 covered up in a garage and knocked on the door of the house. Some lady came to the door and uttered three (four?) words... the responses were classic, anyone know which thread I'm talking about?
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"Admit to your Stupidity"
This has to be the best one ever!! http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?t=131836&highlight=admit+stupidity ![](http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?t=131836&highlight=admit+stupidity<img src="support/smileys/wavey.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Wavy" class="inlineimg" /> "Wavy")
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man........i don't think anyone posted this link, but i think it's the winner
How many cars are you crashed in this year?(+photo!) 
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I dunno...I'm still chuckling over the 165 MPH 911S Targa...
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Thanks Paul - but what about cratch slapping???
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the gererator thread
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Only Porsche
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1986 Porsche Carerra Targa 3.2
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1985 Porsche 911 carrera targa 3.2
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