The Funniest Threads?
 

i need a good chuckle right now.
let's see them boys...

A long time ago there was a thread where a guy was looking for a way to prevent the dip stick from falling down into the oil tank. Now.....you would think this is a rather oddball endeavor but no...... This place is PACKED with engineers and engineer wannabees. The rest of the thread is a barrage of various solutions that various Pelicanheads had already implemented to achieve this same goal. Some of the solutions were brilliant. Screens were used. One was a regular kitchen sink drain plug/screen thing modified to allow insertion of the dip stick correctly and disallow incorrect insertion. I had no idea my fellow Pelicanheads were this clever. Or this deranged.

This one was pretty damn funny (yet gruesome and sad):

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=163512&highlight=traini ng+wheels

Do a search of Motion's posts and specifically "flower shop".

Here's a similar thread that was started a while ago. Enjoy! :D

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/302548-funniest-pelican-posts-all-time.html

Randy

"the" i'm only half way through that right now and i cannot see my keyboard to type this with the tears of laughter in my eyes...

... going back to find out how it ended up now.

thanks man you made my day :D:D:D

The "Just cut my sack" thread is on the main page right now.....

In these movies the person is slapping cratch of the woman - many times in a row. The woman seems to really enjoy this. Can this be true or is it myth brought about by the movies?

Slap slap slap. like that.

What do you think?


The thread that ensued was, to this day, the funniest gut laugh I've ever experienced. I cried, I laughed so hard.

this one is just getting started but has potential
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/426173-message-my-coworker-next-cube.html

The all time funniest thread I've ever read, "how do I get herculiner off of my hootus?"
http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=18595&pagenumber=1

I'm sorry Shaun but I just read this...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/426095-did-i-just-break-my-toe.html

There was one where a guy saw an old 911 covered up in a garage and knocked on the door of the house. Some lady came to the door and uttered three (four?) words... the responses were classic, anyone know which thread I'm talking about?

"Admit to your Stupidity"

This has to be the best one ever!!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?t=131836&highlight=admit+stupidityS mileWavy

man........i don't think anyone posted this link, but i think it's the winner :D
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/382044-how-many-cars-you-crashed-year-photo.html?highlight=rocky

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/6967/dsc06923ha6.jpg

I dunno...I'm still chuckling over the 165 MPH 911S Targa...

Thanks Paul - but what about cratch slapping???

Yep - by a new guy with a screen name of "Farmer"......He got P.O'd and bailed before he ever finished the story........

You're right! I remember now- several inconsistencies with his story- but funny all the same!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/227948-my-day-has-come-i-got-one.html

the gererator thread