Why rednecks may rule the world

[kach22i]

Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy

Just when I think desperate Dems can't sink any lower. Hey, let's smear a high school kid! Is this kid running for office? No? Then he has no business on the news, and you have no business posting it Kachi. The fact that you did reflects poorly on your character (or lack thereof).

Calm down onewhippedpuppy, the future son-in-law here calls himself a Redneck - on topic. Give him his 15 minutes of fame. Now go kiss some of your kin folk.

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by kach22i

Now go kiss some of your kin folk.

That were downright nasty! Y'all oughta not be awhippin' that puppy like that!

When I wuz raised up in north east Ohio, the morals wuz like the lipsticked pitbull's in Alaska is (accordin' ta her). An let me tell ya, if a young whippersnapper got a feller's dotter in a fambly way like whut happened up there, the dotter's daddy wood be a draggin' the woebegone young feller by the scruff of his neck with a 12 gauge pokin' him along fer good measure, to the church ta be married!

Why in tarnation aint those two married NOW! They be PLANNIN' ta gitt married?!

Whut the hell's goin' on with her daddy?!!

Sumthin just aint cornsistent here!

[vash]

what about the stereotypical in-breeding issue? you arent ruling anything if your eyes dont look in the same direction...or you have three of them.

or math..."what is 3 plus 3? look a deer!"

[cmccuist]

Originally Posted by kach22i

Palin's Future Son-In-Law A "Redneck"
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/09/03/earlyshow/main4409506.shtml?source=RSSattr=HOME_4409506

Palin Baby Daddy High School Drop-Out
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/09/03/earlyshow/main4409506.shtml?source=RSSattr=HOME_4409506

Obama's Daddy Abandons Pregnant Mother

Obama's Stepdaddy Abandons Family

Obama's Mother Abandons Obama at Age 10


Sucks to be Obama if you wanted to have some actual parents.

[williecoyote]

Originally Posted by vash

what about the stereotypical in-breeding issue? you arent ruling anything if your eyes dont look in the same direction...or you have three of them.

or math..."what is 3 plus 3? look a deer!"

My Daddy married his cousin, and there ain't nothing wrong with me! twitch,twitch

[RWebb]

DARISC, the possum goes into jambalaya.

Also, I'd consider Cajuns well within the definition of rednecks.

I mean if LAaskans get in, that means pretty much anybody is in.

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by RWebb

DARISC, the possum goes into jambalaya.

Also, I'd consider Cajuns well within the definition of rednecks.

I mean if LAaskans get in, that means pretty much anybody is in.

I believe that everyone in hell is given an accordian. And forced to play it. Interminably.

Oh, Lawdy! Save me from the hell of eternal accordian music!

But... I like Zydeco.

So, I just might be one conflicted redneck myself!

[rouxroux]

Originally Posted by RWebb

DARISC, the possum goes into jambalaya.

Also, I'd consider Cajuns well within the definition of rednecks.

I mean if LAaskans get in, that means pretty much anybody is in.

Thank you sweet Jesus!
"Un bon diner Cajun excite l'esprit qu'il adouci le coeur"!