Porsche quotes by females.

[Bill Douglas]

I was wowed by a really nice 911 and my GF said "Darling, all Porsches look the same, there're just different colors".

[svandamme]

took a co-worker out in the 73 targa on a nice sunny day

as i pick her up at the door "ooooh, what a cute car"
as a start the engine "wooow, it's really loud"
as i floor on the highway "HEY My hair will get me.. ed .p, sl.. ..wn!!"

couldn't hear the rest, either she went mute, or the wind noise muffled it all

[Embraer]

"why does it smell like oil?....i think it's on fire"

[flatsixjunky]

Originally Posted by svandamme

took a co-worker out in the 73 targa on a nice sunny day

as i pick her up at the door "ooooh, what a cute car"
as a start the engine "wooow, it's really loud"
as i floor on the highway "HEY My hair will get me.. ed .p, sl.. ..wn!!"

couldn't hear the rest, either she went mute, or the wind noise muffled it all

Thanks, first thing I read this morning, it's good to start the day with a laugh.

[911Rob]

"is that a 944?"

[Schumi]

"This isn't your Toyota?"

"oh, pop up headlights." - why is every female I have ever known intrigued by pop up headlamps? What is it about them that seems so special? Because there is unknown forces at work under the hood making them magically appear? oooo

[Whtnkls911]

Very sad but true story...... A friends 993 GT2 clone meet with an early demise. Hit a tree at 45 to 50 mph dead center perfect, wheels were still straight but the bumper and fuel cell were pushed back a good 2 to 3 feet. Car was towed to the collision shop where a very young, very cute, very blonde insurance inspector came to look at the car. As she looked under the front hood which was sandwiched inhalf, she said "this car is totalled, these engines are really expensive and this one is completely crushed". It was incredibly hard to keep a straight face as I walked away.

[Rick Lee]

I brought my Chinese GF to a DE years ago. She took a look around the paddock and said, "These cahs all look alike. Like white people." Killed me.

[equality72521]

My wife: Your car has an old car smell.

[equality72521]

At Porsches2Oxford last year:

Me: in line at Qdoba
Young lady: what kind of cars are those?
Me: they're Porsches
Young lady: are they German?
Me: yes
Young lady: I like 'stangs
Me: some day you'll grow up and develop some good taste
Young lady: walks away with a pissed off look on her face

[azasadny]

Originally Posted by svandamme

took a co-worker out in the 73 targa on a nice sunny day

as i pick her up at the door "ooooh, what a cute car"
as a start the engine "wooow, it's really loud"
as i floor on the highway "HEY My hair will get me.. ed .p, sl.. ..wn!!"

couldn't hear the rest, either she went mute, or the wind noise muffled it all

Yep! Same thing happened to me a few weeks ago when I took my boss (female) out to lunch on her last day at the company...

[red-beard]

When I was dating in San Diego, I joined the ski club. We had a "summer" event to rollerblade around Mission Bay. I brought the 914/6. Afterwards, we went for Mexican food in Pacific Beach.

I'm sitting next to this woman and she brings up my Porsche and we get around to the subject of little winkies:

"You have a Porsche. What's the matter, have a little Dick?"

to which I respond

"No, you have it all wrong. Porsche owners are making up for their looks. It's the guys with the really big trucks that have the penis problems."

she suddenly looks to the guy on the other side of her and says "Don't you have one of those big trucks?"

[imcarthur]

When I first got it I was telling my twenty something travel agent and she said: "Oh those are cute. The one that looks like a frog, right?" Hmmmmmm
Ian

Posted via crackberry which is why the formatting is on drugs.

[livi]

Originally Posted by Bill Douglas

I was wowed by a really nice 911 and my GF said "Darling, all Porsches look the same, there're just different colors".

Pretty much my opinion on clothings. Drives women crazy.

Cars are to men what clothes are to women.

[Neilk]

Girl I was dating when I first got the car asked "Why is everything backwards on the car?"

Kind of true though. The ignition is on the left, the wipers park in front of the driver and the engine is in the back.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

"It looks like a smiling frog" (about the front of the 911).

[azasadny]

The only women I've ever talked to who don't refer to my 911 as "cute" are the ones wearing big watches, if you know what I mean...

[Laneco]

Okay, okay, it's time for the Lady Pelicans to defend our honor - not all women are car air-heads....

ME: When I dream about fast cars, they all sound like 911's...

A friend, Bonnie, who is a very fast auto-xer: I love makin' it shake it's ass!


angela

[billyboy]

Quote from one of a pair of lesbians in a Miata who were parked behind me at the gas station . " That's a really cute car" Her life partner was glaring at me while this conversation was going on.

[bivenator]

First time my wife rode in mine, she was clutching the door handle and screaming "you're gonna hit a dog". She couldn't see out (too short) and thought I was tearing through the neighborhood at 60 mph.