Things to avoid saying

[legion]

"The cops didn't write it down, but I had $750,000 worth of coke stashed in the body panels of that truck..."

[nostatic]

Originally Posted by legion

"The cops didn't write it down, but I had $750,000 worth of coke stashed in the body panels of that truck..."

I didn't know Trek's last name was DeLorean

[trekkor]

Lawyer, check.
Sports and weather, check.
Watchtower, check.
Still hurts, check.
Meds wearing off, check.

Thanks.

They'll be here soon. ( my house )


KT

[Rick V]

Do you havse the ability to move one eye independtly? Marty Feldman style. Do that alot.

[ChkbookMechanic]

Always say, "But officer she looked 15!" (pause for a few seconds) "Dammit. I always get that wrong."

[Heel n Toe]

Originally Posted by legion

"i was so high that day, i don't really remember much."

Hahahaha!

[nostatic]

Originally Posted by Seahawk

Things *to* say:

Do insurance guys like gladiator movies?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[legion]

Ever been in a Turkish prison?

[Rick V]

Ever been fisted by a large handed man?

[trekkor]

OK, she's gone.

They figure another three weeks of treatment before we speak again.

I didn't detect anything sneaky.


KT

[BlueSideUp]

Originally Posted by speeder

I got rear-ended by a commercial truck last year and their insured called me and tried to do a recorded interview with me on the phone. I said, 'sure, but you'll have to send someone over to blow me during the call. It's the only way I would be relaxed enough to remember everything. WTF do you take me for? Go pound sand."

Baahhaaaa! That's hilarious!

[Rikao4]

did you drool, stare of into the hills....
a least a tick or twitch I hope...
treatments...this were you should have fallen and seizured about....
you don't need treatments..you need CASH

was she hot.. you have pic's ?

Rika

[Zeke]

Mostly what I'm thinking.