i gotta ask. what is the deal with Au pairs?

[vash]

ok, i went to a function yesterday. it was a party that some high end law firm threw at their office to watch fleet week. the blue angels blew by at eye level! the party was held on a balcony at the 49(?) floor.

anyways, i saw alot of older ladies with kids running around. most of them had SMOKING HOT AU PAIRS hanging with them. this one chick from brazil (she had violet contact lenses..hot but lame) was so smoking hot, i bet she could have convinced at least one man to jump off the balcony. she was smiling at everyone, like she was looking for a meal ticket. for a brief 3 seconds, i bet i had a shot. hehehe. there was a couple of thai au pairs flitting around also...

why would any sane housewife let a beautiful young woman into the household? only rich families can afford an au pair? are they working for citizenship or what?

if i had my camera, i would have taken a photo of her (the brazil chicka) to show you...

[legion]

Be careful of their murderous moppets.

[onewhippedpuppy]

Originally Posted by legion

Be careful of their murderous moppets.

[Rick Lee]

I have a lot of experience here. When I was a senior in high school, there were a lot of German au pairs in my town. I had just returned from a student exchange in Germany, so I wanted to keep my German polished and got to be friends with one up the street. Pretty soon I got to know all her friends too. And I'm still friends with her and her family in Germany to this day. Her father helped me buy my first motorcycle when I went to work in Germany a few years later. This was around 1988-89. Back then they made about $150 a week, got a car and free room and board. The one I knew best got her job because the host parents had recently divorced because - wait for it - the husband was banging the previous German au pair. Now that there was no man in the house anymore, and the wife worked full time, she needed an au pair and no longer had to worry about her stealing her man. I believe one other au pair in this group was banging the husband in her host family and was fired. But she found another family to work for pretty quickly and so didn't have to leave. None of these girls had work permits and all came here on a tourist visa. I only knew two of them who were really hittable, but they were REALLY hittable. Pure divorce court bait.

[Seahawk]

We are on our last Au Pair...we've had 11 or 12 through the years. The current Au Pair is from Lithuania and has been with us for four years since we decided to sponsor her for a student visa. She has never gotten anything less than an A. My Daughter Arden will be 16 in December so the days of needing a chauffeur are coming to an end.

The Austrian girls were absolutely hammers, as were the two Spanish girls. The rest of them were average or chunky.

The fantasy that these girls want to donk a 40+ married guy is mostly just that, fantasy. The best thing about the experience has been getting invited to weddings, getting pictures of their kids and having locals to visit when we go to Europe.

No pics, you letches

[livi]

Some years ago it was pretty popular among young Swedish girls to get a gig as au pair in America. Seems less nowadays. I think most of them found out it was not all that fancy and glorious that they anticipated, but rather a lot of work. Swedish girls are better cut out for extra curricular activities.

[widebody911]

A friend of mine has 5 kids and has gone through several au pairs. Even the homeliest were above average looking. He did say that some were hot ones were definitely shopping for a meal ticket, and the "homeliest" ones seemed to be the best with the kids.

[URY914]

How come they never come from Haiti, the Dominican Republic, Iraq, etc?

[M.D. Holloway]

When I dated May Anderson she was an Au Pair - she had friends from Sweden, Columbia and Germany that were also Au Pairs. These girls were hot, loved to party and from what I could tell were there to 'make it in America'! (They also had zero inhibition concerning sex)

Would I get an Au Pair? Only if I was a single Dad. Some 18yr old hottie walking around in a teddy with an attitude like that only spells a big dollar settlement and on-going child support. Better to get a Mexican Mamacita who is 65+yrs old to help around the house.

[livi]

So, Lube, if you were a single dad you would cherish an 18 year old hottie walking around in a teddy..? Maybe twins even..

[M.D. Holloway]

yep! I would hit that till I had a stroke! Ya get what ya pay for...

[equality72521]

I had to Google Au Pair I guess I'm not worldly or educated enough.

[legion]

Originally Posted by equality72521

I had to Google Au Pair I guess I'm not worldly or educated enough.

That's funny. Not because you had to look it up, but because I had to look it up the first time I heard the term a few years ago--after hearing a Steppenwolf song.

[Noah930]

I thought au pair was some non-English term for hot, young, European live-in nanny. So why the surprise? And where are all the pics?

BTW, wife has already vetoed my request for one.

[71T Targa]

Originally Posted by Noah930

I thought au pair was some non-English term for hot, young, European live-in nanny. So why the surprise? And where are all the pics?

BTW, wife has already vetoed my request for one.

It might be an easier sell if you had kids?

[Jim Richards]

Originally Posted by livi

Some years ago it was pretty popular among young Swedish girls to get a gig as au pair in America. Seems less nowadays. I think most of them found out it was not all that fancy and glorious that they anticipated, but rather a lot of work. Swedish girls are better cut out for extra curricular activities.

Hmmm, forget Au Pairs...I wants some Swedish Au Trios!

[HardDrive]

Neighbors across the street have an au pair from Sweden.

She's kind of fat and ugly.

My kid goes to a $12k a year preschool. The trophy wives graduate to become some mighty fine milf.......

[mossguy]

Originally Posted by HardDrive

:
My kid goes to a $12k a year preschool. The trophy wives graduate to become some mighty fine milf.......

Huh?

[HardDrive]

Originally Posted by mossguy

Huh?

Next year when she goes to Kindergarten its more like $15k.

Of course we could send her to the local Elementary school, where there are currently 3 sections of kindergarten with 30 kids in each class and no teachers assistants. We have friends who's kids are there, and they describe it as a zoo.

Glad to see the $7,000 in property taxes I am paying each year is getting me precisely nothing in return. Seattle public schools suck.

[Jim Richards]

Originally Posted by HardDrive

Neighbors across the street have an au pair from Sweden.

She's kind of fat and ugly.

Don't toy with us.