my pool pump is broke..
get in..nope
it's green..

Rika

She's batted around and she's back at the top of the order.

"They're real....and they're SPECTACULAR".

Shrinkage! Yadda yadda yadda

You're all anti-dentites!

We're taking the armoire.



KT

"festivus isn't over until you pin your father"

"I think you can take him Georgie"

You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me: I want details and I want 'em right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!

Its "OO", as in "ooo-ooo-ah-ah"

rammstein, it's time to change your sig to reflect that Legion sold the torch. LOL

She's got he 'jimmy legs'.



KT

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KT

She's got man hands!

You have the chicken, the hen, and the rooster. The chicken goes with the hen... So who is having sex with the rooster?

She's got shiksappeal

Serenity now!

Johnny Yuma was a rebel

My father was a lobsterman. He got up every morning at
four and came home every night stinking of brine. He sent me through law
school with the lobsters he caught!

Rusty!!.......Rusty!!!

Kenny?

Newman, you magnificent bastard!

Mulva?

"A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund"

This woman's completely ignoring me.

Look at her. This is a lonely woman looking for companionship. A spinster... Maybe a virgin. Maybe she got hurt a long time ago. She's a schoolgirl, there was a boy, it didn't work out. So now she needs a little tenderness. She needs a little understanding. Needs a little Kramer.

Then she'll need a little shot of penicillin.

Not shot, dog bite. Woof woof, not bang bang.

How much does a Nobel cost nowadays?

You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you?

sammy, last I heard, the price of a Nobel was roughly... a henway.

"But what am I gonna do for fruit?"

"My boys need a house!"

"These pretzels are making me thirsty"

"Hoochie Mama!"

"My boys can swim!"

"That's not dancing Elaine, You suck!!!"

"Ooch, it's like a sauna in here" (when he's in the sauna)

"YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT BUDDY"

"Understudies, now they're a shifty bunch. The substitute teachers of the theater world."

(To Darren, the intern) "Oh, that's Jerry. Don't worry about him."

Kramer: "It's a write off Jerry, they just write it off."
Jerry: "Do you even know what that means? "
Kramer: "Well no, but that's what they do."
Jerry: "I wish I had the last twenty seconds of my life back"

"Oh I've been known to drink a beer or two. 'Course I've been known to do a lot more than that!"

about 3 pounds ;)

What's worth more, a Nobel or a grecian urn?

about a buck an hour....

Chocolate babka.

Son of Sam! Son of Sam!

"You can stuff your sorries in a sack."

Poor old Walt has a polyp in the duodenum. It's benign, but--ooh--still a bastard.

Somewhere in this hospital, the anguished squeal of Pigman cries out!

If I had to go to India, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip.

"There's nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and then chewing some gum."

It's gold, Jerry.....GOLD!

Sponge worthy?