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"i can't spare a square."
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/:mad:\ ...C'mon!
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"It says here you worked at Play Now for 4 days?"
"That should be a 14..." |
You've got a pint of Kramer in ya, buddy.
Arhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ARHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! KT |
"See, now to me, that button is in the worst possible spot. The second button literally makes or breaks the shirt. Look at it, it's too high, it's in no-man's land".
"Haven't we had this conversation before?" The beginning and the end |
Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp
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get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?
another favorite: JERRY: Kramer! ELAINE: Stop the fight! GEORGE (holds up one finger): Tamale! |
Smell me Jerry
What is that? The beach. |
It's a coffee table book about coffee tables.
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Beefarino
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Junior Mint?
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Ok, now lets push this giant ball of oil out the window.
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"Oh, so you think youre better than my daddy?"
"Mandlebaum!, Mandlebaum!" |
Jerry: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?
George: I like to get the Daily News....... After seeing my father's hooters I threw up all night. It was like my own personal Crying Game - George Oh YEAH? Well the Jerk Store called and they're running out of you - George |
Is that a Titleist?
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"Listen to this. Marcy comes over and she tells me that her ex-boyfriend was over late last night and 'yada yada yada I'm really tired today.'
You don't think she'd yada yada sex?" "I've yada yada'd sex." "Really?" "Yeah. I met this lawyer...we went out to dinner...I had the lobster bisque...we went back to my place...yada yada yada...I never heard from him again." "But you yada yada'd over the best part." "No...I mentioned the bisque." |
Jerry: Your back hurts because of your wallet!!! It's huge!!!
George: This isn't just my wallet. It's an organizer, a memory and an old friend. Jerry: Well, your friend is morbidly obese. George: Well, at least I don't carry a purse. Jerry: It's not a purse, it's European! |
Seinfeld- party of 4.
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its called the bro....
i prefer man-siere it cut the beef so thin I couldn't even see it. how did you know you cut it then? the sea was angry that day my friends. like an old man returning soup at a deli no soup for u! |
Krammer "He likes what I do"
Jerry "What you do? You don't do anything". |
Hey A$$ MAN!!!!!
"It was a one in a million shot doc, a one in a million shot" |
-Jerry, I know myself. And if I'm on the streets, and it starts to go down, I don't back off, until its finished.
-Another point for Milosh! -Well, those aren't for New Year's. Those are my everyday balloons. -Dean Jones: Doing laundry, mending chicken wire, high tea with a Mr. Newman? Cosmo Kramer: It may seem glamorous, but it's business as usual at Kramerica. Dean Jones: As far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is nothing more than a solitary man with a messy apartment that may or may not contain a chicken! Cosmo Kramer: And with Darrin's help, we'll get that chicken! Dean Jones: I'm sorry; there's just no way we can allow Darrin to stay with you. Cosmo Kramer: Well, this decision seems capricious and arbitrary. Dean Jones: Your fly's open |
That baby is breathtaking
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Are you scared of clowns?
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Sweet baby Moses!!!
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It's like a full body heave set to music.
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Rusty...RUSTY!!!
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Elaine, Tony is a male bimbo, he's a mimbo
Later: Step off George |
You're a very, very bad man!!
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A steaming hot towel for your pleasure?
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Babu...I got to tell you, I never do this, but the shrimp, it's just it's a little stringy. You have any chicken?
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I smell calzone
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BOSS: Kramer, I've reviewed your report and its almost like you have no business esperience at all. I'm afraid we're going to have to let your go.
KRAMER: I don't really even work here BOSS: That's what makes this so difficult. |
Cotton breathes
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Moops
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Mr. Marbles?
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