George: I was free and clear. I was living the dream. I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery.

Jerry: Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.

Jerry: WOW. An original G.I. Joe. With a full Frogman suit.

Girlfriend: Jerry, what are you doing?

Jerry: I'm putting this on him and we're going to the sink.

I'm going to have to see that hat.

it's not a lie if you believe it

Ok, Ok.....It's a Purse!

You can keep the Oscar....but there's just one little thing we'd like you to do for us.

What is that? It's "fusilli Jerry".

You have the rooster, the hen, and the chicken. The rooster goes with the chicken... So who's having sex with the hen?

you want a piece of me!!??

GEORGE (who else): I can't keep a pencil in my pocket.....I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum!

Mrs. Armstrong: (on The Kramer) I sense great vulnerability. A land child crying out for love; an innocent orphan in the post-modern world.
Mr. Armstrong: I see a parasite. A sexually-depraved miscreant, who is seeking to gratify only his most basic and immediate urges.


KT

gimme back my marble rye!

Shut up you old bag!


KT

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actually had this on my commuter fer a few years. ran it right side up so it would not get stolen. it read NOW*SSV

How does he feel about abortion?

Pipes are pipes! whats the difference, they all go to the same place.

Cartwright!! Cartwright!!!!!

you know how to take the registration, you just dont know how to hold the registration. ... Oh yeah, Im gonna need insurance cause im gonna beat the hell out of this thing