Newman, you magnificent bastard!

Mulva?

"A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund"

This woman's completely ignoring me.

Look at her. This is a lonely woman looking for companionship. A spinster... Maybe a virgin. Maybe she got hurt a long time ago. She's a schoolgirl, there was a boy, it didn't work out. So now she needs a little tenderness. She needs a little understanding. Needs a little Kramer.

Then she'll need a little shot of penicillin.

Not shot, dog bite. Woof woof, not bang bang.

How much does a Nobel cost nowadays?

You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you?

sammy, last I heard, the price of a Nobel was roughly... a henway.

"But what am I gonna do for fruit?"

"My boys need a house!"

"These pretzels are making me thirsty"

"Hoochie Mama!"

"My boys can swim!"

"That's not dancing Elaine, You suck!!!"

"Ooch, it's like a sauna in here" (when he's in the sauna)

"YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT BUDDY"

"Understudies, now they're a shifty bunch. The substitute teachers of the theater world."

(To Darren, the intern) "Oh, that's Jerry. Don't worry about him."

Kramer: "It's a write off Jerry, they just write it off."
Jerry: "Do you even know what that means? "
Kramer: "Well no, but that's what they do."
Jerry: "I wish I had the last twenty seconds of my life back"

"Oh I've been known to drink a beer or two. 'Course I've been known to do a lot more than that!"

about 3 pounds ;)

What's worth more, a Nobel or a grecian urn?

about a buck an hour....

Chocolate babka.

Son of Sam! Son of Sam!

"You can stuff your sorries in a sack."

Poor old Walt has a polyp in the duodenum. It's benign, but--ooh--still a bastard.

Somewhere in this hospital, the anguished squeal of Pigman cries out!

If I had to go to India, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip.

"There's nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and then chewing some gum."

It's gold, Jerry.....GOLD!

Sponge worthy?