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onlycafe 10-21-2008 01:13 PM

"i can't spare a square."

Heel n Toe 10-21-2008 01:28 PM

/:mad:\ ...C'mon!

Schumi 10-21-2008 02:23 PM

"It says here you worked at Play Now for 4 days?"
"That should be a 14..."

trekkor 10-21-2008 04:23 PM

You've got a pint of Kramer in ya, buddy.

Arhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ARHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!


KT

gr8fl4porsche 10-21-2008 04:41 PM

"See, now to me, that button is in the worst possible spot. The second button literally makes or breaks the shirt. Look at it, it's too high, it's in no-man's land".

"Haven't we had this conversation before?"

The beginning and the end

gprsh924 10-21-2008 04:50 PM

Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp

UconnTim97 10-21-2008 05:02 PM

get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?

another favorite:

JERRY: Kramer!

ELAINE: Stop the fight!

GEORGE (holds up one finger): Tamale!

pookie 10-21-2008 07:08 PM

Smell me Jerry

What is that?

The beach.

pookie 10-21-2008 07:08 PM

It's a coffee table book about coffee tables.

onlycafe 10-21-2008 08:00 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zePQavforA

trekkor 10-21-2008 09:47 PM

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KT

Bill Douglas 10-21-2008 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pookie (Post 4253216)
It's a coffee table book about coffee tables.

My favorite episode.

livi 10-22-2008 12:36 AM

www.flufferscorner.com

mthomas58 10-22-2008 02:14 AM

Beefarino

charlesbahn 10-22-2008 04:27 AM

Junior Mint?

Paul Thomas 10-22-2008 04:57 AM

Ok, now lets push this giant ball of oil out the window.

VINMAN 10-22-2008 05:31 AM

"Oh, so you think youre better than my daddy?"

"Mandlebaum!, Mandlebaum!"

sammyg2 10-22-2008 06:23 AM

Jerry: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?
George: I like to get the Daily News.......

After seeing my father's hooters I threw up all night. It was like my own
personal Crying Game
- George

Oh YEAH? Well the Jerk Store called and they're running out of you
- George

rcooled 10-22-2008 06:27 AM

Is that a Titleist?

rcooled 10-22-2008 07:36 AM

"Listen to this. Marcy comes over and she tells me that her ex-boyfriend was over late last night and 'yada yada yada I'm really tired today.'

You don't think she'd yada yada sex?"

"I've yada yada'd sex."

"Really?"

"Yeah. I met this lawyer...we went out to dinner...I had the lobster bisque...we went back to my place...yada yada yada...I never heard from him again."

"But you yada yada'd over the best part."

"No...I mentioned the bisque."


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