Jerry: Your back hurts because of your wallet!!! It's huge!!!

George: This isn't just my wallet. It's an organizer, a memory and an old friend.

Jerry: Well, your friend is morbidly obese.

George: Well, at least I don't carry a purse.

Jerry: It's not a purse, it's European!

Seinfeld- party of 4.

its called the bro....
i prefer man-siere

it cut the beef so thin I couldn't even see it.
how did you know you cut it then?

the sea was angry that day my friends. like an old man returning soup at a deli

no soup for u!

Krammer "He likes what I do"

Jerry "What you do? You don't do anything".

Hey A$$ MAN!!!!!



"It was a one in a million shot doc, a one in a million shot"

-Jerry, I know myself. And if I'm on the streets, and it starts to go down, I don't back off, until its finished.

-Another point for Milosh!

-Well, those aren't for New Year's. Those are my everyday balloons.

-Dean Jones: Doing laundry, mending chicken wire, high tea with a Mr. Newman?
Cosmo Kramer: It may seem glamorous, but it's business as usual at Kramerica.
Dean Jones: As far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is nothing more than a solitary man with a messy apartment that may or may not contain a chicken!
Cosmo Kramer: And with Darrin's help, we'll get that chicken!
Dean Jones: I'm sorry; there's just no way we can allow Darrin to stay with you.
Cosmo Kramer: Well, this decision seems capricious and arbitrary.
Dean Jones: Your fly's open

That baby is breathtaking

Are you scared of clowns?



KT

Sweet baby Moses!!!

It's like a full body heave set to music.



KT

Rusty...RUSTY!!!

Elaine, Tony is a male bimbo, he's a mimbo
Later: Step off George

You're a very, very bad man!!


KT

A steaming hot towel for your pleasure?




KT

Babu...I got to tell you, I never do this, but the shrimp, it's just it's a little stringy. You have any chicken?

I smell calzone

BOSS: Kramer, I've reviewed your report and its almost like you have no business esperience at all. I'm afraid we're going to have to let your go.

KRAMER: I don't really even work here

BOSS: That's what makes this so difficult.

Cotton breathes

Moops

Mr. Marbles?