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Newman, you magnificent bastard!
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Mulva?
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10-21-2008, 10:54 AM
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"A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund"
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Run smooth, run fast
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: South Carolina
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This woman's completely ignoring me.
Look at her. This is a lonely woman looking for companionship. A spinster... Maybe a virgin. Maybe she got hurt a long time ago. She's a schoolgirl, there was a boy, it didn't work out. So now she needs a little tenderness. She needs a little understanding. Needs a little Kramer. Then she'll need a little shot of penicillin.
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10-21-2008, 11:03 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Charlotte, NC, USA
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Not shot, dog bite. Woof woof, not bang bang.
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Location: a wretched hive of scum and villainy
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10-21-2008, 11:12 AM
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You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you?
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10-21-2008, 11:13 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: South Carolina
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sammy, last I heard, the price of a Nobel was roughly... a henway.
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Location: a wretched hive of scum and villainy
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"But what am I gonna do for fruit?"
"My boys need a house!" "These pretzels are making me thirsty" "Hoochie Mama!" "My boys can swim!" "That's not dancing Elaine, You suck!!!" "Ooch, it's like a sauna in here" (when he's in the sauna) "YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT BUDDY" "Understudies, now they're a shifty bunch. The substitute teachers of the theater world." (To Darren, the intern) "Oh, that's Jerry. Don't worry about him." Kramer: "It's a write off Jerry, they just write it off." Jerry: "Do you even know what that means? " Kramer: "Well no, but that's what they do." Jerry: "I wish I had the last twenty seconds of my life back" "Oh I've been known to drink a beer or two. 'Course I've been known to do a lot more than that!" |
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10-21-2008, 11:21 AM
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10-21-2008, 11:22 AM
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about a buck an hour....
Chocolate babka.
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10-21-2008, 11:27 AM
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Son of Sam! Son of Sam!
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10-21-2008, 11:51 AM
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i'm just a cook
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: downtown vernon,central new york
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"You can stuff your sorries in a sack."
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10-21-2008, 12:05 PM
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Poor old Walt has a polyp in the duodenum. It's benign, but--ooh--still a bastard.
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Somewhere in this hospital, the anguished squeal of Pigman cries out!
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10-21-2008, 12:16 PM
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10-21-2008, 12:25 PM
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If I had to go to India, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip.
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10-21-2008, 12:32 PM
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i'm just a cook
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: downtown vernon,central new york
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"There's nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and then chewing some gum."
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Santa Cruz, CA
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It's gold, Jerry.....GOLD!
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'67 912, '70 911T, '81 911SC, '89 3.2 Targa - all sold before prices went crazy '13 BMW 335i coupe - current DD '67 VW Karmann Ghia convt. & '63 VW Beetle ragtop - ongoing projects |
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Sponge worthy?
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1969 Porsche 911 T 2.0 L
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