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"It says here you worked at Play Now for 4 days?"
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You've got a pint of Kramer in ya, buddy.
Arhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ARHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! KT
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"Haven't we had this conversation before?" The beginning and the end
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Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp
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get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?
another favorite: JERRY: Kramer! ELAINE: Stop the fight! GEORGE (holds up one finger): Tamale!
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Smell me Jerry
What is that? The beach.
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Ok, now lets push this giant ball of oil out the window.
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"Oh, so you think youre better than my daddy?"
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Is that a Titleist?
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"Listen to this. Marcy comes over and she tells me that her ex-boyfriend was over late last night and 'yada yada yada I'm really tired today.'
You don't think she'd yada yada sex?" "I've yada yada'd sex." "Really?" "Yeah. I met this lawyer...we went out to dinner...I had the lobster bisque...we went back to my place...yada yada yada...I never heard from him again." "But you yada yada'd over the best part." "No...I mentioned the bisque."
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