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Dude... everybody knows it was not a home improvement.

It was a pirate ship improvement.

He was putting in a larger hot tub for the wenches.
AHOY, HOY, HOY ! (that's how Hook laughed - AFTER he became a pirate).

Right! Think ya knows it all, eh, matey?

Well...even though he WAS only a handyman, he had a few pipe wenches and maybe a monkey wench or two (an' he enjoyed 'em ever time he had 'em ), SHIRLEY! he knew they'd rust in piece (they warn't gold pieces o' eight!) in a hot tub!

Ya been Hood winked (ol' Capt'n Hood, Hook's nemesis, was the Master o' that!)!

Beside (port side - his preferred wine), while hot tubs of old were always deep within the bowels of pirate ships and there WAS movement when underway, there be no accounts, matey, about hookers in Hook's hot tubs, (an none 'o that o' that rub a dub dub, three men in a tub hanky panky), NOR any pirate tales aboot Hook's departin' wi' his paw as the result o' no bowel movement, AHOY, HOY, HOY !

Enough o' this balderdash! It's back ta me bunk - had me a bit o' port meself an' the herizon be arockin'.

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Old 10-21-2008, 11:11 PM
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Why do they keep trying to make chihuahuas smaller..... I think they should try to make them bigger maybe a 150-200 pounder.....
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Why do they keep trying to make chihuahuas smaller..... I think they should try to make them bigger maybe a 150-200 pounder.....
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Old 10-22-2008, 05:02 PM
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And what was Capt'n Hook's name before he lost his hand?
Rosie Palm. He hated that name...

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