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The new secret to low boold pressure: fart!
"The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure"
http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20081023/sc_livescience/thestinkinfartscontrolsbloodpressure;_ylt=AlkzmpLz B2BzAjZcrf5MFEIDW7oF
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I forwarded that to my wife. Now I can say it is for medical reasons....lol
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"The Stink in Farts"? Sounds like an article from National Lampoon with that title. Although the article sounds valid, it seems they could of come up with more scientific terms.
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Time for some more beans. Old #6 party anyone?
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Hmmm. My blood pressure must be 30/7.
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I just let one go in the office. It lowered my blood pressure, yet highered others. Go figure.
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How do I measure my boold pressure anyway?
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 Going to send the article to my wife. She is always worried about my BP. |
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I laughed so hard at that last two posts, my BP went down immediately.
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Aaahhh. It's now 25/4. Serenity now.
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Ya know... with the cost of fuel for our cars being what it is, another way to lower blood pressure would be if we could somehow capture the essence of our farts with a device in the seat cushion and route it to the intake manifold.
I can see it now... we will strike fear into the hearts of ricers with cool stickers on our cars proclaiming our ability to use bean power to blow their doors off. With lowered blood pressure as a side benefit. It's a win-win!
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