What Happens to Your Body After You Drink a Coke?

[kach22i]

Drink up my little ones.

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I'm lovin' it

[serge944]

First they tell you to eat eggs; 10 years later, they tell you to not eat eggs! What the f**k!? I've been eating eggs the past 10 years!

[kach22i]

Originally Posted by serge944

First they tell you to eat eggs; 10 years later, they tell you to not eat eggs! What the f**k!? I've been eating eggs the past 10 years!

Moderation in everything.

A coke a month, no big deal.

A coke a day, or several times a day - big problem.

[HardDrive]

So one skanky hooker a month is ok?

[dhoward]

That's the way I read it...

[dhoward]

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel... that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.
Colonel "Bat" Guano: That's private property.
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!
Colonel "Bat" Guano: Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: What?
Colonel "Bat" Guano: You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company....

[kach22i]

You guys have nasty habits, have a Coke instead.

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by HardDrive

So one skanky hooker a month is ok?

That depends on the skank content, which varies from hooker to hooker.

Excessive skank intake has been found to cause whenever then, inevitably won't are NOT which conclusively, as well as cause one to jumble one's words.

So I avoid skank altogether.

[Vintage Racer]

It is well known that the biggest health hazard of a Coke is tooth decay.

Should we talk about the commensalism of entamoeba coli in your large intestine?

[RWebb]

is sugarless skank ok?

or does it cause cancer instead of obesity?

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by RWebb

Pepsi sucks - it's just sugar water. No kick. It probably won't even dissolve your teeth. Vapid.

O.k., o.k.! Now where the hell do you find Vapid? Is it a cola or some citrus swill?

[serge944]

I feel like this is a game...which would you chose from the following? AIDS or Cancer?

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by livi

Soda of any kind is crap IMHO. I only ever drink water, coffee, beer or whine. Not necessarily in that order.

I'll have any, but I won't whine.

[onewhippedpuppy]

Originally Posted by RWebb

is sugarless skank ok?

or does it cause cancer instead of obesity?

What happens if you dunk the hooker in Coke?

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by milt

I'll have any, but I won't whine.

My old Jewish girl friend's favorite whine was "I waaaana go to Miaaaami!"

I ended up fed up and blew my cork (alright, it was a screw top - call me cheap) and we broke up. I don't date old Jewish girls anymore.

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy

What happens if you dunk the hooker in Coke?

If she's a beefy broad and lets you dunk her she's a "hunker".

[onewhippedpuppy]

I figured if it cleans oil off of concrete, maybe it cleans up hookers too?

[serge944]

Originally Posted by DARISC

My old Jewish girl friend's favorite whine was "I waaaana go to Miaaaami!"

I ended up fed up and blew my cork (alright, it was a screw top - call me cheap) and we broke up. I don't date old Jewish girls anymore.

Reminds me of a joke I heard at a bar this weekend. The world would be a better place if every black man swam back to Africa with a Jew under each arm. Wait, that's not really a joke at all.

[RWebb]

Originally Posted by DARISC

O.k., o.k.! Now where the hell do you find Vapid? Is it a cola or some citrus swill?

neither - let me know and I'll have my dealer drop by

yea man - we can get you some vapid!

[RWebb]

Originally Posted by Vintage Racer

Should we talk about the commensalism of entamoeba coli in your large intestine?

Yes!

I would love to hear some discourse on that. Where is dentist90?

and please include a brief summary of our recent understanding of the mouth as ecosystem...