How do you measure up?

[M.D. Holloway]

iThere was a kid in the next town where I grew up that was arrested for lewd behavior - this dud was real messed up, he cut off the head of a chicken and proceeded to 'love' the neck hole...

[peppy]

Man that water is cold.

Yeah, deep too.

[ruf-porsche]

Originally Posted by sammyg2

I heard they are putting serial numbers on condoms now. Have you guys seen that?

They already have a lot number/serial number. Oh you never unrolled the condom to the end?

LOL

[Racerbvd]

[djmcmath]

Originally Posted by Sonic dB

i dont get it... wouldnt a tape measure of a yard stick accomplish the same thing?

Ever have a girl say, "Hang on, honey, let me grab the ruler before we do this. I know it's around here somewhere..."