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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: California
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Holy Cow! My neighbor lost his diary!
For Vash
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: SF east bay
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Should be fine since there's a lock on it. Being written in Portuguese should serve as a nice backup.
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I thought only pre-teen girls kept a diary?
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Cooterville, Cackalacky
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Funny, I read the title as "dairy"...
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Fresno, CA
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Lost his diary.....
better find it before he does, I bet it's an interesting read. |
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wichita, KS
Posts: 32,378
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There's something you don't know about Cliff........
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Miami
Posts: 4,294
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Dear Diary-
Today BurninOil came over to my house. I noticed he was undressing me with his eyes, and it was making me very uncomforable. He is always asking me about my dairy farm, and lately I have caught him snooping around the barn and borrowing my milker. I think there is something funny going on here, so I told him I am going out of business and I am going to move my cows and milker to a safe location. I am sick of finding the milker under his mattress. |
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Problem is, the milker has an "auto shutoff" and doesn't stop till it gets 5 gallons..
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