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Have you been caught staring at a MILF by her children?
The "Have you been caught staring at boobs" thread got me thinking.
It seems quite often when I'm walking at the park or beach I'm checking out a women my age and I think I'm being all covert and clever because I make sure the lady doesn't catch me looking at her. But then I notice her kids have totally busted me. Happen to anyone else?
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I just point at their mom and do a couple of hip thrusts in her direction and they tend to turn back around.
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no way, they never see me. it always surprises me how they look so different from a telescope.
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been caught doing worse (or better) to a MILF by her children.
not good. JP
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08-15-2008, 10:15 AM
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Nope. It's usually the MILF doing the looking around.
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08-15-2008, 10:17 AM
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I was talking to a smoking-hot MILF who's a friend on the street once and her 3 y.o. son started kicking my leg. WTF?, I thought, this kid must be a mind-reader.
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08-15-2008, 10:26 AM
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08-15-2008, 10:47 AM
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was in line at the coffee shop, idly staring at the very low rider jeans and tramp stamp on the ass of the girl in front of me. i noticed a flurry of movement to my right. it was her three year old son.
poor kid.
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08-15-2008, 03:54 PM
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Fortunately my daughter didn't understand why I was staring at her mom that way. My wife just smiled and said "later".
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06-09-2009, 05:47 AM
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just got back from a weekend in Texas - that was a MILF/Hoochie Mama - target rich environment
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I say "Giggity Giggity!!"
Smile and keep going. They will ask her what it means...and she will love it!
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oh yeah! when i was a lil boy a both the butcher & baker at our market were hot for my mom. in an effort to sway her they would give me cold cuts, cookies, or other baked goods. did not get it until some years later it dawned on me.
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