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psjoe · 01-17-2009, 01:50 PM

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/cto/996509642.html

Plus the picture is very tropical for Noth Jersey.

onlycafe · 01-17-2009, 02:06 PM

i have heard of low balling, but never low blowing.

Por_sha911 · Por_sha911's Garage

car hasnt had an oil change since 2006 when it had 14000 miles, so i think it is due for one

Ya thin?!

porsche4life · porsche4life's Garage

I thin I'm amazed that that thing still runs. Dood is a tard.

red-beard · red-beard's Garage

What is a "low blow" offer? It that some sort of trade for a sexual favor?

K. Roman · K. Roman's Garage

Sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

Super_Dave_D · Super_Dave_D's Garage

It has to be a scam!!! Look at the headlights - thats not a 2000! The car pictures is at least a 2002!

porsche4life · porsche4life's Garage

With that backstory I will give 10k cash tops.

maxnine11 · maxnine11's Garage

Wrong year, wrong vegetation ...... probably some kids having fun.

varmint · 01-17-2009, 09:28 PM

need to sell to fund legal defense on animal cruelty charge after i killed my dog by leaving her in the car mid august.

red911sc · 01-18-2009, 05:29 AM

got to be a scam - my bet is the phone # listed is someone they are p!ssed at

Gogar · 01-18-2009, 05:59 AM

Yessss missssster. The car is located in North Bergen. Unfortunately I"m in the Army and currently I"m in Iraq. I get paid with checks for my work, so I can send you my check for my 2 months pay, endorsed to you, $18000 and you send me back $1500 and I'll send you the keys to the car, blah blah blah yadda.

widgeon13 · 01-18-2009, 06:29 AM

I'm guessing the proceeds go to the xwife as part of the settlement so he really doesn't care what he sells it for. The wife most likely got the car and she said she wanted the money instead so the guy says, I'll sell the car and give you the money. He's just getting back at her.