Searching for extera tersesial inteligence

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by jyl

So, I am now quite convinced that no alien civilization is watching "I Love Lucy". It seems pretty clear to me that if we want to be found, we will have to try very, very, very hard to be found. Otherwise we will live, love, and die alone. As a species, that is.

Dey could be cruising by in derr spaceships and pick it up on da long range scannerz man. If alienz is anything like us, dey love road trips.

Then they could laugh in amusement as they vaporized our planet.

[slakjaw]

Originally Posted by RWebb

- our "tools" aren't exactly expanding...

"tersesial" is how unintelligent life posts about intelligent life....

What... you have never drunk posted???

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by RWebb

Friction????

Originally Posted by RWebb

- our "tools" aren't exactly expanding...

Friction can't be totally discounted when considering the expansion of our tools.

At any rate, the rate of expansion of the universe is increasing with age, which I've read has to do with dark matter.

The rate of expansion of our tools decreases with age and increased friction can only temporarily keep them up and effective.......and that is a dark matter.

[Pazuzu]

Originally Posted by DARISC

At any rate, the rate of expansion of the universe is increasing with age, which I've read has to do with dark matter.

Dark ENERGY. Dark Energy is increasing the expansion of the Universe, Dark Matter would decreasing the expansion. They're two very different things (one is asteroids and dust and bacteria, while the other is anti-gravity).

[exc911ence]

If Star Trek has taught me anything, it's that alien chicks are horny and like to make it with Earth dudes... I think it was Shatner's Third Law. I say, bring 'em on!

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by Pazuzu

Dark ENERGY. Dark Energy is increasing the expansion of the Universe, Dark Matter would decreasing the expansion. They're two very different things (one is asteroids and dust and bacteria, while the other is anti-gravity).

Oosp! That was a typo (I often get subliminally distracted by the gravitas of dark matter).

But I think you'll agree that, regarding our tools, decreasing energy is directly related to their slowing rate of expansion, even in the face of increased friction - a dark matter.

[Pazuzu]

Originally Posted by DARISC

But I think you'll agree that, regarding our tools, decreasing energy is directly related to their slowing rate of expansion, even in the face of increased friction - a dark matter.

I'm a scientist. We don't think of such things.

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by exc911ence

If Star Trek has taught me anything, it's that alien chicks are horny....

I used to think that, but like I said, I remember nothing about my abductions, but, since the first one, for some reason I think of them as thorny, not horny - not good.

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by Pazuzu

I'm a scientist. We don't think of such things.

Oh, I'll bet that older scientists do!

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by Pazuzu

We think dark Energy is increasing the expansion of the Universe, Dark Matter would decrease the expansion.

Fixed.

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

Fixed by science skeptic unaccepting and/or not understanding that much of science is based on using theories as tools for actually trying to logically reason things out.

Fixed.

[tabs]

If man had to wait for science then we would still be experimenting with fire.

[Jim Richards]

your rug's on fire, tabby

[tabs]

Originally Posted by Jim Richards

your rug's on fire, tabby

Well then just don't stand there with your finger up your a$$ grab a bucket of water and put the dam thing out...unless of course you are too ahhhh mentaly challenged to asccomplish a simple task as that...


See I am now being PC because Obama has come to save us all...it not that I am down on the Bama.its all the people who have those calf eyes that bother me..

It like the what the aliens do they mesmerize you....hey did anybody ever think Bama might be an alien..that would put new menaing into seeing his Birth certificate now wouldn't it.

[Jim Richards]

snow tires & tabs' anal probing

what a combination.

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by tabs

...It like the what the aliens do they mesmerize you....hey did anybody ever think Bama might be an alien..that would put new menaing into seeing his Birth certificate now wouldn't it.

An them alien are blow sand up youre cratch irritating...its like they alway menaing...take periods spelling ability away, HUH? you ask? Dont start me with alien Birth certificate yet too! Obama HA!! You stupid will see it coming!

You just wate and see!

[tabs]

You get disconcerted with my lack of grammar, spelling and punctuation...Ha..I CAN NOT EVEN READ MY OWN HANDWRITING....you think Md's write fast and illegibly....

My poor little fingers can not keep up with the speed of my thought process. If I can not get it down on the first pass, it gets lost...almost all of the things I write are first draft, with virtually no editing. & I know you can tell....

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by tabs

You get disconcerted with my lack of grammar, spelling and punctuation...Ha..I CAN NOT EVEN READ MY OWN HANDWRITING....you think Md's write fast and illegibly....

My poor little fingers can not keep up with the speed of my thought process. If I can not get it down on the first pass, it gets lost...almost all of the things I write are first draft, with virtually no editing. & I know you can tell....

HAHAHA! I'm picturing your poor little fingers bumbling along trying to keep up with your warped (speed, that is ) mind. You never disconcert me Tabs; that would be no fun at all! You're gust a grouchy ole conservative, wallowing in defeat.

Yup, I can tell almost all your things are first drafts. I also suspect that mebbe more than a few beer draughts precede some of your first drafts.

I'm a bit old fashioned. Mother taught me that people's judgment of the quality of what one says may be colored by the care one takes when saying it. Mebbe try some of that binko bluwatza or whatever they call it to help keep you from getting lost while getting lost in your thoughts?

And you COULD avale yourself of the spel chekker!

[jyl]

Originally Posted by m21sniper

Dey could be cruising by in derr spaceships and pick it up on da long range scannerz man. If alienz is anything like us, dey love road trips.

Then they could laugh in amusement as they vaporized our planet.

Could be, but with 10^21 stars in the universe, its only a one in a 10,000 million million million chance they happen by our neck of the woods . . .

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by jyl

...a one in a 10,000 million million million chance they happen by our neck of the woods . . .

And that is EXACTLY what keeps me awake at night!