Riced cars taking swales very slowly, at an angle, to avoid damaging their front spoiler.

-layoffs
-10 paragraph emails
-Bangalore expense review Nazi's
-Democrats
-Independents
-Larry King
-Peter King
-Imus
-The Pro Bowl
-offensive holding
-WWF
-The Yankees
-Speedvision
-Nascar
-Waffle House
-Sea Urchin
-$48 Filet's
-$50 Merlot
-$15 Merlot
-NYC Cougars
-valet parking
-the smell of gear lube
-bleeding brakes
-road salt


I could go on....

Hybrids in the fast lane...'nuff said

- Anyone who says "Binary communication"
- People with no sense of humor
- Blended scotch
- People who drive under the speed limit
- Broken studs
- Sheetrock taping
- Meetings that last one second longer than absolutely necessary due to sucking up
- Light beer
- People who should be paying attention playing with their crack-berries
- Anyone who says, "Run the trap line"
- People who look right at you and say, "Hello" to someone behind you
- Frozen fog
- "Check Engine" lights
- Door dings
- Phones with music ring tones
- People who let someone else think for them
- Cheap tools
- "People problems"
- Computers f***ing up and acting like it's okay because they send an email to MS
- Bad milk
- Fleas
- Burned out light bulbs that are 18' off the ground
- Not getting a window seat on an airplane
- Oil leaks
- Celebrity news
- Ice dancing
- People you know dying
- A new noise in an expensive engine
- Hearing traffic reports of grid lock too late
- Blurry pictures
- People who throw someone under the bus in an attempt save their own a$$
- An over abundance of smiley faces in forum posts
- People who talk on the phone in the bathroom
- People who's e-mail signatures include quotes
- Sick pets

Can you tell I had a tough day today?

- rap music
- rap music
- rap music

etc...

There's no such thing.