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Sometimes DUI defense can just be damned funny...
Not talking about foolish, stumbling antics. I was at a local PD today checking on an intoxylizer maintenance records and the local LEO's were cracking up watching a video of a recent test. An attractive young woman when presented with the mouthpiece, exclaimed "I can do this better if I'm on my knees." At which time she dropped to the the floor and whaled on the mouthpiece like Dizzy Gillespie.
Fortunately for her she blew below the limit. It was quite funny as she proudly walked out of the booking room.
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Had she tried that in the field, she might not have had to inconvenience herself with a trip down to the station.
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Could that have been considered "propositioning" the officers?
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I've seen a few videos like that as well that really make your eyes roll.
BTW, Dueller, what do you do for a living to be checking on Intoxilyzer records?
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This thread is worthless without video...
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The good ones always did it off camera on the ride home!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He's "Jimmy da bull"...and one of the good ones
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did you follow her out the door?
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Put a ring on her finger, that will be the end of it.
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