My Toaster Won't Work Anymore

tabs · 03-09-2009, 11:29 AM

Can anybody give me some help here with trying to fix my Toaster. The other day it looked so greasy and grungy that I popped it into the Dish Washer. It came out clean as a whistle, but it wouldn't work anymore.

targa911S · 03-09-2009, 11:30 AM

Duh!

legion · 03-09-2009, 11:31 AM

I hear toaster can resurrect themselves after they die. Just wait.

TerryH · TerryH's Garage

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Originally Posted by tabs

Can anybody give me some help here with trying to fix my Toaster. The other day it looked so greasy and grungy that I popped it into the Dish Washer. It came out clean as a whistle, but it wouldn't work anymore.

I've heard they're more fun than a rubber ducky in the bathtub. If you plug it in first it will also keep the water warm for you.

exitwound · exitwound's Garage

Are you serious?

Open it up. Put your mind to work. Figure it out.

ruf-porsche · ruf-porsche's Garage

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Originally Posted by TerryH

I've heard they're more fun than a rubber ducky in the bathtub. If you plug it in first it will also keep the water warm for you.

I hope you put a disclaimer to that because if someone does it and hurt themselves or someone else they can come back and sue you. Ask Dueller.

Heel n Toe · 03-09-2009, 11:40 AM

Two words: bigger hammer

targa911S · 03-09-2009, 11:42 AM

Take it and put it in the dryer for about an hour. Should be fine.

stomachmonkey · 03-09-2009, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by targa911S

Take it and put it in the dryer for about an hour. Should be fine.

Microwave is faster.

tabs · 03-09-2009, 11:45 AM

My next Thread was going to ask for some help with my Microwave Oven...it doesn't work anymore either...after I took the Toaster out of the Dishwasher and wouldn't work, I thought it still might be a little wet so I put it into the MicroWave oven to help it dry off...

Jim Richards · 03-09-2009, 11:46 AM

don't you have to stimulate it?

tabs · 03-09-2009, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim Richards

don't you have to stimulate it?

No that happens when I put the Toaster in the bathtub with me..

pwd72s · 03-09-2009, 11:49 AM

Ask the Government to help...it's the new way, the right way...er, I mean the new left way...I mean, ahhh fergit it!

Jim Richards · 03-09-2009, 11:49 AM

no, no, tabs...that stimulates you. The toaster won't be stimulated by seeing you wet and nekkid.

tabs · 03-09-2009, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by pwd72s

Ask the Government to help...it's the new way, the right way...er, I mean the new left way...I mean, ahhh fergit it!

If the government can't fix something simple like the Banking system how do you expect them to fix a Toaster.

tabs · 03-09-2009, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim Richards

no, no, tabs...that stimulates you. The toaster won't be stimulated by seeing you wet and nekkid.

OH..so thats why the last one burned up as soon as it hit the water!

Dueller · 03-09-2009, 11:59 AM

Stepdtr used the microwave to dry her Yorkie after a bath....6 minutes on high.

POP! goes the weasel.

Jim Richards · 03-09-2009, 12:00 PM

you're kidding us, right?

targa911S · 03-09-2009, 12:02 PM

put them both in the dryer.

tabs · 03-09-2009, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by targa911S

put them both in the dryer.

Won't they both be damaged by banging against each other. I think I will try putting them in one at a time?