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| A Man of Wealth and Taste Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Out there somewhere beyond the doors of perception 
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				My Toaster Won't Work Anymore
			 
			Can anybody give me some help here with trying to fix my Toaster. The other day it looked so greasy and grungy that I popped it into the Dish Washer. It came out clean as a whistle, but it wouldn't work anymore.
		 
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|  03-09-2009, 11:29 AM | 
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| Double Trouble Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: North of Pittsburgh 
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			Duh!
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|  03-09-2009, 11:30 AM | 
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			I hear toaster can resurrect themselves after they die.  Just wait.
		 
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|  03-09-2009, 11:31 AM | 
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I've heard they're more fun than a rubber ducky in the bathtub. If you plug it in first it will also keep the water warm for you.
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|  03-09-2009, 11:34 AM | 
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			Are you serious?   Open it up. Put your mind to work. Figure it out. | ||
|  03-09-2009, 11:35 AM | 
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I hope you put a disclaimer to that because if someone does it and hurt themselves or someone else they can come back and sue you.  Ask Dueller.
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			Two words: bigger hammer
		 
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|  03-09-2009, 11:40 AM | 
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			Take it and put it in the dryer for about an hour. Should be fine.
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|  03-09-2009, 11:42 AM | 
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Microwave is faster.
		 
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|  03-09-2009, 11:43 AM | 
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			My next Thread was going to ask for some help with my Microwave Oven...it doesn't work anymore either...after I took the Toaster out of the Dishwasher and wouldn't work, I thought it still might be a little wet so I put it into the MicroWave oven to help it dry off...
		 
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|  03-09-2009, 11:45 AM | 
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			don't you have to stimulate it?
		 
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|  03-09-2009, 11:46 AM | 
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				 | No that happens when I put the Toaster in the bathtub with me.. 
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|  03-09-2009, 11:48 AM | 
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			Ask the Government to help...it's the new way, the right way...er, I mean the new left way...I mean, ahhh fergit it!
		 
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|  03-09-2009, 11:49 AM | 
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			no, no, tabs...that stimulates you.  The toaster won't be stimulated by seeing you wet and nekkid.
		 
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|  03-09-2009, 11:49 AM | 
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If the government can't fix something simple like the Banking system how do you expect them to fix a Toaster.
		 
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|  03-09-2009, 11:51 AM | 
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OH..so thats why the last one burned up as soon as it hit the water!
		 
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|  03-09-2009, 11:52 AM | 
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			Stepdtr used the microwave to dry her Yorkie after a bath....6 minutes on high. POP! goes the weasel.   
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|  03-09-2009, 11:59 AM | 
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			you're kidding us, right?
		 
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			put them both in the dryer.
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|  03-09-2009, 12:02 PM | 
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Won't they both be damaged by banging against each other. I think I will try putting them in one at a time?
		 
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