Originally Posted by 911Rob (Post 4526125)

I'll chime in.... I've done it and quite a few of my friends too; it was the thing to do a few years ago; ha!

True Story.
My friend gets diagnosed with colon cancer, yadda, yadda. He is a 'worldly' man and finds out that this colon cleansing technique can cure you. He sourced out a "CERTIFIED" colon cleanse dude. The dude really knew his stuff, he cured his wife years before by taking her to a US expert; it was an amazing story, so they both (Hubby & Wife) went to the US and got trained, then they got certified in Canada to do the procedure.

They taught me alot about the process and systems. First, you can never properly cleanse your colon orally; can't happen. Second, you can't do it with a single treatment; a proper treatment takes about 10 times.

The certified colon cleanser using treated water the first few times, with only a small amount of head pressure from a 2-3 gallon container that holds the treated water. The water goes in until it wont go in anymore, then it discharges. The discharge is done through a clear tube so they can inspect it; amazing the "crap" that comes out. This procedure is repeated a half dozen times until your body shuts it down and wont allow any further penetration of the water. Depending on your comfort level, body, etc, most people dont get very far with their first treatment.

The second time you go, you repeat and the water makes it up into your system a little further; by the 7th or 8th treatment you should be able to reach up into your liver through the colon. The liver is cleaned with coffee believe it or not; suppose to work wonders. 10 treatments and you'll feel like a new man; 100% cleaned out.

During the process you take some supplements; especially enzymes that are stripped from your colon. 90% of your bodies water intake is through the colon; 90% of your headaches come from the colon; there are a ton of benefits to the process and I can strongly recommend it.

As a developer, on occassion we tie into existing sewer systems.... these system are nothing in comparison to our bodies systems and a good cleaning is well worth it.

I also learnt that there is no such thing as a "time released" ingredient in pills or supplements; thats a load of bunk. Most vitamins go through you like a rock; especially the popular store bought ones; mainly because of the protective coatings they use.

If you're having challenges with your colon; or if you want to feel healthier and better; I would highly recommend a proper treatment.

Cheers!

Originally Posted by Rick Lee (Post 4526050)

I hear a lot of ads for this stuff on the radio, but they all seem to get mixed reviews online. Who has used one and which is the best and safest?

Originally Posted by 911Rob (Post 4526125)

Snipped..... First, you can never properly cleanse your colon orally; can't happen. ....Snipped

Originally Posted by Rick Lee (Post 4526370)

I'm not having any problems at all. I just wonder about all these commercials.

Originally Posted by Kurt V (Post 4526411)

This has got to be one of the stupidest things I have ever heard of. You want your colon cleaned out? Just go get a colonoscopy and that liquid you have to drink prior to getting the snake up your ass will do an excellent job of cleaning out the pipes.

Originally Posted by Moses (Post 4526395)

Pardon the pun, but what a complete load of crap.

The most astonishingly, impossibly, staggeringly, hopelessly inaccurate bit of drivel I've read in a long time. But it WAS funny as hell.

Stick to real estate, brother. :D:D:D

Originally Posted by T77911S (Post 4526389)

this reminds of that movie with mathew broderick where he goes to that wellness clinic, can remember the name

Originally Posted by dhoward (Post 4526412)

Same thing as making the "member" larger.
A way to get your money.

Originally Posted by dhoward (Post 4526410)

Hope to never read these words again...

Originally Posted by Moses (Post 4526395)

Pardon the pun, but what a complete load of crap.

The most astonishingly, impossibly, staggeringly, hopelessly inaccurate bit of drivel I've read in a long time. But it WAS funny as hell.

Stick to real estate, brother. :D:D:D

Originally Posted by Jeff Higgins (Post 4526547)

A 12 gauge bore brush has always done the trick for me. Beginners may wish to start with the soft wool swab, then work their way up through the plastic brushes. Real men use a brand new copper one.

Originally Posted by Burnin' oil (Post 4526565)

I knew someone would get to that before me.