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Mark Wilson 03-06-2009 02:30 PM

Funniest thing i've seen lately! hat should be your signature.

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Originally Posted by Moses (Post 4527448)


You cannot clean out your liver through your colon. It's easier to clean out your wallet through your ass.


911Rob 03-06-2009 02:58 PM

chalk it up to the power of the mind then.

Ha, ha.
I knew I was gettin flamed when I posted this.
Sad life I guess?

dtw 03-06-2009 03:28 PM

John, WHAT THE ****!?

scottmandue 03-06-2009 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by 911Rob (Post 4527400)
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With about 99% of the market flooded with these oral cleanse routines, no doubt there will be an argument;
snip

There... there it is again!

First in this time!

On the thread that is... :eek:

Dottore 03-06-2009 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Moses (Post 4527448)

Nonsense. Colon cleansing CANNOT cure cancer.


No of course not.

However there are a number of well known and highly respected clinics around the world that have had success in treating many diseases (including cancer) through fasting—and as part of any prolonged fasting regimen enemas are always prescribed for reasons that should be obvious.

Fasting is one of the best things you can do for your body. And if you fast the colon stops it's usual function and needs to be cleaned artificially. Part of the program. This may be what Rob was referring to.

Check out www.buchinger.com for example for one of the very well known German clinics specializing in this kind of treatment.

Rick Lee 03-06-2009 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Dottore (Post 4527690)

Check out www.buchinger.com for example for one of the very well known German clinics specializing in this kind of treatment.

Is that where you learned the warm champagne thing?

Dottore 03-06-2009 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rick Lee (Post 4527985)
Is that where you learned the warm champagne thing?

No.

The warm champagne was all the rage among the tai tai's (rich chinese beotches) when I lived in Hong Kong. Hair, nails, spa and a warm champagne enema. Then off to lunch.

artplumber 03-07-2009 10:17 AM

It is amazing what folks will believe.

Do you guys know how much bowel there is between the stomach and the start of the colon? The major function of the colon is essentially drying out poop a little more (the majority of water absorption actually occurs in the intestine). Second is poop storage in the sigmoid.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Dottore (Post 4527690)
....
Fasting is one of the best things you can do for your body. And if you fast the colon stops it's usual function and needs to be cleaned artificially. Part of the program. This may be what Rob was referring to.


BS. Bowel metabolic activity may be reduced, but motility and cell turnover are not "absent" requiring "artificial cleaning". (That's why you continue to defecate.)

maxnine11 03-07-2009 10:46 AM

who can argue with a guy with 'plumber' in his user name !

Dottore 03-07-2009 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by maxnine11 (Post 4528854)
who can argue with a guy with 'plumber' in his user name !

well there are plumbers, and then there are plumbers...

Porsche_monkey 03-08-2009 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moses (Post 4527448)
You cannot clean out your liver through your colon. It's easier to clean out your wallet through your ass.

Are we allowed to submit a 'Quote of the Year' yet?

Personally I'd rather read details about the efficacy of the 'Cool Collar' while eat breakfast.

Bill Douglas 03-08-2009 03:36 PM

A friends Dad died of colon cancer so he had a check up. He said it was the most humiliating thing having a camera stuck up his bum but it did find some minor abnormalities that where removed.

I don't think I could manage my old SLR.


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