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red-beard 03-17-2009 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 4548776)
LOL! :D Somehow, I think my wife might have some thoughts on the matter.
I am sure they make attachments that will satisfy her!


with or without snowtires

legion 03-17-2009 06:01 AM
Like: "Would it really be considered a 3-some?" ;)

red-beard 03-17-2009 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Dueller (Post 4548017)
I only go for 10's. (A 4 and a six-pack).
Here ya go, a four

http://media.battlestarwiki.org/imag...imon_Farm2.JPG

red-beard 03-17-2009 06:07 AM
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Originally Posted by legion (Post 4548783)
Like: "Would it really be considered a 3-some?" ;)
A three-some, and then some!

Jim Richards 03-17-2009 06:10 AM
You guys are killing me! :p

Uhh, how 'bout some practical (non-sexual) uses. Lets see...with those man-hands, I figure it would make a great bottle opener. What else?

widebody911 03-17-2009 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 4547887)
I think I would prefer a six...
http://www.scifi.com/tripping/images...op_six_800.jpg

vash 03-17-2009 06:18 AM
those hands clutching my package would make my package look (perspectively) smaller.

but if they are strong, they can hook the clutch spring back up...

hmmm, it's a toss up.

Jim Richards 03-17-2009 06:20 AM
If you guys really want mechanical sex, just stay married for a few decades.





Oops, did I just type that?

legion 03-17-2009 06:21 AM
I'm buying some Old Glory Insurance today.

Jim Richards 03-17-2009 06:25 AM
http://www.robotmarketplace.com/video_oldglory_hi.html

Tishabet 03-17-2009 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted by aerkuld (Post 4547753)
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1237247274.jpg
the "are you listening to me?", "i have no idea what you're talking about" and "you did what!" faces.
lmao!!

Schumi 03-17-2009 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted by exc911ence (Post 4548667)
Yes, in the show, the later models were built to exactly replicate humans right down to sweat and body odour. One episode of the TV show shows a Terminator that married a human wife and kept his true identity a secret from her for years (until he killed her). :eek:

It's my favourite show on TV right now. Because of Summer Glau.

onewhippedpuppy 03-17-2009 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 4548776)
LOL! :D Somehow, I think my wife might have some thoughts on the matter.
It's not cheating if there's no pulse. Wait, that sounds really bad.......

Jim Richards 03-17-2009 10:51 AM
Mortuary Matt

legion 03-17-2009 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 4548800)
Uhh, how 'bout some practical (non-sexual) uses.
I've thought about this all-day.

I'm still drawing a blank.

Jim Richards 03-17-2009 11:18 AM
going to the refrigerator, opening a beer bottle or can, and delivering them to me. Beyond that :confused:

legion 03-17-2009 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 4549564)
going to the refrigerator, opening a beer bottle or can, and delivering them to me. Beyond that :confused:
Yes, well, my version of that has a fourth step. ;)

911pcars 03-17-2009 11:41 AM
Two-person brake bleeding? This might be more interesting than using a plastic tank. Plus, you could yell at them without incurring any delayed revenge.

I suspect a robot would have robotic strength. In that case, an engine drop could be made easier with her (it) under the engine, lying on a HD mechanics creeper.

"..... those hands clutching my package would make my package look (perspectively) smaller."

I'd be adverse to a servo-controlled mechanical vise clutching my private parts, ECU or no ECU. I'd have to insist on a "courtship" period if you will, to confirm it's range of motion is more subtle than "crush" and "let go". :eek: That would be the hall mark for a truly advanced robot.

Sherwood

Jim Richards 03-17-2009 11:41 AM
Chris... do you also want a beer holder? :)

I think any fem-bot needs to come preprogrammed to make morning coffee for me.

I could see having the fem-bot holding a flashlight for me while I'm wrenching on the car.

red-beard 03-17-2009 11:50 AM
So I said, I says, "Hey woman, get me my dinner!" And stuff like that, ok?


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