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Aerkuld 03-16-2009 03:58 PM

Female robot - Japanese didn't think this through
 
On the face of it this looks really cool...

http://news.aol.com/article/japanese-robot/383912

...but why go to all that trouble and give her big feet?

Worse still - 'MAN HANDS'!!!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1237246869.jpg
'This far from the curb"

It doesn't even look like those hands move, in which case she won't be able to pick up a beer, let alone open it. Won't be able to wash-up, hold the handle on the vacuum cleaner, or do the ironing.

Heck, she can't even make the 'O' face, what good is that going to be?

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1237247274.jpg
The "Are you listening to me?", "I have no idea what you're talking about" and "You did what!" faces.

I bet it talks to you while you're watching TV though.

Dennis Kalma 03-16-2009 04:01 PM

I am waiting for the logical extension of the rule governing men and women.

Women want one man who will do everything
Men want any woman who will do one thing

This may be the answer to both gender's best dreams...

Sorta spooky actually...

Dennis

Jim Richards 03-16-2009 04:02 PM

Waiting for the breast-augmented model...

dhoward 03-16-2009 04:04 PM

Where's the 'cleanout port'?

bell 03-16-2009 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dhoward (Post 4547770)
Where's the 'cleanout port'?

Right next to the alloy vagina......

Dennis Kalma 03-16-2009 04:22 PM

Make sure the wife does not order the "teeth in" version for you......


D.

red-beard 03-16-2009 04:53 PM

I think I would prefer a six...

Aerkuld 03-16-2009 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 4547887)
I think I would prefer a six...

...pack that gets itself out the fridge and walks to your chair?

red-beard 03-16-2009 05:10 PM

uh, no...a six...and I'm not picky on which one!

Fishman7 03-16-2009 05:14 PM

I'd hit it.

Dueller 03-16-2009 05:48 PM

I only go for 10's. (A 4 and a six-pack).

onewhippedpuppy 03-16-2009 06:36 PM

Fortunately, they did include DSLs.

Hendog 03-16-2009 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 4547887)
I think I would prefer a six...


Yep, a SIX.


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1237264444.jpg

Schumi 03-16-2009 10:51 PM

Pathetic. Where's my Summer Glau robot?
http://www.plunderguide.com/wp-conte...ummer-glau.jpg

red-beard 03-17-2009 02:27 AM

Are terminators built anatomically correct?

Summer would be tasty. I loved her in Firefly.

exc911ence 03-17-2009 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 4548604)
Are terminators built anatomically correct?

Yes, in the show, the later models were built to exactly replicate humans right down to sweat and body odour. One episode of the TV show shows a Terminator that married a human wife and kept his true identity a secret from her for years (until he killed her). :eek:

red-beard 03-17-2009 04:28 AM

Are they prgramable? Can you edit that kill me circuit programming...

Jim Richards 03-17-2009 04:55 AM

I'm wondering how I'd use a fem-bot, if I had one.

legion 03-17-2009 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Richards (Post 4548711)
I'm wondering how I'd use a fem-bot, if I had one.

That's funny, 'cause none of us are wondering how you'd use one. SmileWavy

Jim Richards 03-17-2009 05:55 AM

LOL! :D Somehow, I think my wife might have some thoughts on the matter.


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