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Caption This Photo.....
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This is the strangest turtle ever. Where the hell are it's eyes?
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We're almost done with the prostate exam, Mr. Wagner.
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"Setting the last watch-turtle decoy in place, finally made Lenny feel secure."
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"Now, turn on the flashlight Bill, lets see if it shines out his mouth."
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I did NOT eat your Thermos. I'm a f***ing VEGETARIAN, you morons!
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This is the last time I agree to shoot a "weird" movie...
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Guys, when I responded "Is a turtle's a$$ watertight" it was just a figure of speech.
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LOL, Turtle porn...Rofl... Moses, I think you made me pop out my Angio-Seal....
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"Spike hated it when the zoo keepers got drunk"
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"I wonder if this crazy horndog has been stuck up here all night. I had no idea snapping turtles could climb a chain link fence, but I figgered putting that young female in the adjacent pen could be trouble."
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I know your on the fence about this decision but you really must come down
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"When Timmy the turtle auditioned for the remake of "Deliverance", sadly he did not realize that it was for Ned Beatty's character"
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is that a gerbil !?!
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"Woooohh! You're right - that was Turtle's Head"
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