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The Evil Red-Beard
Well, I've quit shaving the part of my face that keeps breaking out. So, I have a 'Spock' style, Van Dyke.

Yep, I am now the evil Red-Beard. mmmm. I'm feeling it!

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Yep, I am now the evil Red-Beard. mmmm. I'm feeling it!
The Anglo-Saxon genes play a part..
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What will be your first act of red-beard evil?
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Seriously?
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Seriously?
he was joking

HE WAS JOKING!!!

for the love of god...I've met red-beard.
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it should have been green
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Well, I've quit shaving the part of my face that keeps breaking out.
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What will be your first act of red-beard evil?
Strangely enough, one of the endearments I use with my wife is 'Pinky'...

So, obviously, the same thing we do everynight,

Try to take over the world!
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it should have been green
we all would have been after the pic
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OK, you asked for it...



































































And yep, the beard is red. Sorry, it took me a while to find my old uniform.
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yikes, they're already turning green
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I could deal with an Orion slave girl. I have an ap for that...
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I think you always were evil and the beard just caught up with you.
apply green to above
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And yep, the beard is red. Sorry, it took me a while to find my old uniform.
Yeah and you found your fked up wig to.....
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