How to NOT get a rooster bite. - Page 2

wcc · 05-04-2009, 03:21 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Only you Wayne!! LOL!!! This thread CRACKS me up!

Oh Haha · 05-04-2009, 03:58 PM

Glad I could make your day, Bill.

wcc · 05-04-2009, 04:12 PM

You Did! I REALLY needed a good laugh. I just wish I was there to laugh like crazy, I mean to help you......

Tobra · Tobra's Garage

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Originally Posted by DARISC

Heh, heh. I read, "She pretty much just shook her head and clucked."

Don't do that with a parrot. They can bite to the bone...and then laugh at ya.

I had a neuropathic diabetic patient once who was reading the paper, sitting in his wheelchair, when he noticed the parrot sitting on the handle of the chair had blood all over it. He called his sister in to take care of her bird. She came in and was pretty shocked that he had eaten off the end of the toe.

True story

T77911S · 05-05-2009, 03:37 AM

i was watching this touron (tourist) trying to get pictures of the BIG goose, almost as tall as he was. anyway, i new what was gonna happen. he got too close and the bird lowered his head and took off after him.

when i was about 10 or 12, i went to visit my uncle on his farm. we would go fishing everyday. there was this one eyed goose that lived on his lake. at first i thought the goose was going to bite me so i would swat at him with my pole (fishing) and move to the other side of the lake. well, the goose kept following me. finally i gave up and just stood there. the goose would come and stand right next to me while i fished and look up at me with his one good eye and every now and then peck at my leg, very soft pecks. here is the funny part. anytime someone came close to me, the goose lowered his head and ran them off. is was really funny when he got after my mom.
a hunter ended up shooting him.