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m21sniper 05-19-2009 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slodave (Post 4673647)
Well, if you really want to know... Fructis, by Garnier SmileWavy

I really didn't want to know, no. ;)

cantdrv55 05-19-2009 09:18 PM

If you haven't lost any hair by 40, you're in good shape. My hair started going thin at 35 and at the same time hair started coming out of my ears.

pwd72s 05-20-2009 12:05 AM

WTF? PPOT just sank to a new low...

cantdrv55 05-20-2009 01:30 AM

You think this is low? This is not even in the same league as the nut sack thread!

svandamme 05-20-2009 02:37 AM

<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 9% Metrosexual.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=3e1a70da-05d4-4549-8643-ca42ec79376b"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=e82180a0-5db7-4ed2-97af-ffbce007c07e.gif" alt="Metro-What? Git Off My Lawn!" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I need some advice. I need to STOP BUYING MY CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! I will never land a decent woman unless I shave this nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=3e1a70da-05d4-4549-8643-ca42ec79376b">Take the<br>Metrosexual Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div>

Jim Richards 05-20-2009 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by legion (Post 4673392)
should this thread be combined with the "i just mowed my lawn" thread? ;)

+1

masraum 05-20-2009 06:19 AM

Wow, does this mean that I'm more manly than Sniper?

<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 6% Metrosexual.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=3e1a70da-05d4-4549-8643-ca42ec79376b"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=e82180a0-5db7-4ed2-97af-ffbce007c07e.gif" alt="Metro-What? Git Off My Lawn!" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I need some advice. I need to STOP BUYING MY CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! I will never land a decent woman unless I shave this nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=3e1a70da-05d4-4549-8643-ca42ec79376b">Take the<br>Metrosexual Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div>

masraum 05-20-2009 06:20 AM

Wait, no one's more manly than Sniper (except Milt)

m21sniper 05-20-2009 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by masraum (Post 4674031)
Wait, no one's more manly than Sniper (except Milt)

There are a lot of men more manly than me...but none of them are as pretty. ;)

LMFAO

svandamme 05-20-2009 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m21sniper (Post 4674036)
There are a lot of men more manly than me...but none of them are as pretty. ;)

LMFAO


that's +50% on any metrosexual test score, right there

sammyg2 05-20-2009 06:32 AM

The gay in this thread is strong.

Geronimo '74 05-20-2009 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 126coupe (Post 4673403)

Pink shirt, man-purse, see-through pants ( and probably a pink thong to match)

I hope this is a truth or dare thing.... I wouldn't be caught dead, dressed like that...

GH85Carrera 05-20-2009 06:48 AM

No one will ever think of me as a fashion source metrosexual. I am lucky enough to work at a small business where the dress code for summer is shorts and any shirt with a collar. In winter we wear jeans. We don't deal with retail customers very often.

onewhippedpuppy 05-20-2009 07:22 AM

My brother in law has more clothes and shoes than my wife. Many are still new with tags on them. I'm pretty sure that he falls into the metro group. Or he's just gay.

Mo_Gearhead 05-20-2009 07:28 AM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1242829628.jpg


Damn ...I thought Carrey was perhaps starring in a new Iraq war movie?


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1242829689.jpg

jyl 05-20-2009 07:35 AM

I took the online test. 14%. What the? Just because I know what creme brulee is, and I like imported beer, that's metrosexual? Since when is Guiness Stout metrosexual. Kaliber, I could see.

jyl 05-20-2009 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m21sniper (Post 4673617)
I'd rather go bald.

Wait...that's not true. Is this a real possibility? I thought i was safe by now, if i haven't lost any by 40

I thought I was ok there too, but around 43 I started to notice some thinning. Rust never sleeps.

71T Targa 05-20-2009 07:48 AM

<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 4% Metrosexual.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=3e1a70da-05d4-4549-8643-ca42ec79376b"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=e82180a0-5db7-4ed2-97af-ffbce007c07e.gif" alt="Metro-What? Git Off My Lawn!" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I need some advice. I need to STOP BUYING MY CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! I will never land a decent woman unless I shave this nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=3e1a70da-05d4-4549-8643-ca42ec79376b">Take the<br>Metrosexual Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div>

On another note, I'll forever picture Sniper like this:
http://t6.tagstat.com/image03/5/ab20/800u052tqIw.jpg

And not:
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b3...marchbreak.jpg

And NOT in a good way...

cgarr 05-20-2009 07:53 AM

There were some trick questions in there, that means, I had no idea what they were talkin bout.

don't feel so bad now, got a 46% as White Trash!


<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 15% Metrosexual.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=3e1a70da-05d4-4549-8643-ca42ec79376b"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=e82180a0-5db7-4ed2-97af-ffbce007c07e.gif" alt="Metro-What? Git Off My Lawn!" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I need some advice. I need to STOP BUYING MY CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! I will never land a decent woman unless I shave this nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=3e1a70da-05d4-4549-8643-ca42ec79376b">Take the<br>Metrosexual Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div>

Heel n Toe 05-20-2009 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moses (Post 4673482)
Metrosexuals fuss with their hair and get manicures.

Exactly. And look at themselves in the mirror a lot.

That ain't me.

Of course, that online test is bogus and just for laughs. The first time I took it, I got 14%... almost everything was answered "no."

But I knew I was getting metropoints for having applied a wall treatment... I assume having applied some wallpaper on a coupla walls for my wife qualifies.

But I have removed way more wallpaper than I have applied because I think wallpaper is stupid and a waste of time... especially in bathrooms and kitchens, and there should be points off for that, but there wasn't.

So, I hit "Back" and changed that one to "No."

And that moved me down to 8%.

I assume you have to be rated higher than 50-60% before you can be legitimately considered a metrosexual.

*Leans to the right and cuts one."


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