How metrosexual are you?
 

A female coworker looked me up and down today and said I'm such a metrosexual. When I asked her if that was a compliment or not, she said I clean up well so she was complementing me. Usually I wear Dockers pants, a casual shirt and a sportcoat. Today I was sporting spit-shined dress shoes, a dark blue two button suit, shirt w/o tie and a haircut which apparently qualifies me for metrosexuality. I guess every girl does go crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

Got any metrosexual tendencies?

lol

Should this thread be combined with the "I just mowed my lawn" thread? ;)

She just told you you were vane. From your post, sounds like she is right. :D If I wore stuff like that to work, people would offer condolences, thinking I was on my way to a funeral.

George

This comes from my 22 year old daughter who has dated metrosexuals and has lived in SF for 4 years. Metro sexual is Gay looking on the outside and straight on the inside.

I had no idea what it meant.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrosexual

Not sure I'd take it as a compliment though?

Somethings wrong with my Google image search. I typed in "metrosexual", but it returned 7,418 pictures of David Beckham.

take the test!!

http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=3e1a70da-05d4-4549-8643-ca42ec79376b

I brush my teeth almost every single day, does that count?

Oliver Kahn? No way!

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2003/20030904/sp10.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/3...95_kahn300.jpg

http://olganza.com/wp-content/upload...OliverKahn.jpg

http://www.football-wallpapers.com/w...2_1024x768.jpg

http://mondial2006.blog.lemonde.fr/f...ver_kahn_1.jpg

Well, maybe :D

http://www.b4uphotos.com/albums/user...3231365207.jpg

Even worse than metrosexuals are these pillow biters who wear t-shirts with the gothic writing across the top or one side. Gawd, I hate them. What the hell is "Affliction" anyway? Code for "I'm a catcher?"

lol! Yep, if I weren't 45 lb overweight, I could be mistaken for a gay guy. Btw, I'm in sales so suit with no tie and doing a big sales presentation meant I was underdressed.

Metrosexuals fuss with their hair and get manicures.

Personally, I think they are mostly cowardly gays. They would love to spend a little time on the business end of a penis, but it's just too scary.

Yeah, metrosexuals get mani-pedis. Put "product" in their hair (probably several different products). They probably also have a "skin care" regimen. Basically, all of the crap that they peddle on the make-over shows these days.

I clip my nails (no filing), and I keep my nails clean (underneath). I may even remove unsightly hairs from the nose or ears if they do that "pop up overnight" thing. I'm pretty sure I'm far from metrosexual though.

I'm too busy drinking decaf green tea to answer.

I've been called metrosexual here in one of my pictures while wearing camo fatigues, jungle boots and a cut off t-shirt. I don't think most people have any idea what it means.

I don't even own a bottle of cologne, let alone any skin care products. LOL...i don't even use hair conditioner. Never had a manicure, and i'd slap anyone that tried to give me one in the back of the head.

<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 15% Metrosexual.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=3e1a70da-05d4-4549-8643-ca42ec79376b"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=e82180a0-5db7-4ed2-97af-ffbce007c07e.gif" alt="Metro-What? Git Off My Lawn!" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I need some advice. I need to STOP BUYING MY CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! I will never land a decent woman unless I shave this nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=3e1a70da-05d4-4549-8643-ca42ec79376b">Take the<br>Metrosexual Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div>
The text is all wrong, and frankly, i think the 15% is about 10 times too high. LOL...

This is as close in life as i've ever gotten to wearing skin care products:

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b3...marchbreak.jpg

Dude! If you want to have long, healthy, silky, shiny hair, you're going to need to start using the conditioner... :cool:

I'd rather go bald.

Wait...that's not true. Is this a real possibility? I thought i was safe by now, if i haven't lost any by 40....hahahah

What brand do you reccomend? We should launch a brand called Manditioner. We could put a cover of Milt on the label. ;)

Well, if you really want to know... Fructis, by Garnier SmileWavy

I really didn't want to know, no. ;)

If you haven't lost any hair by 40, you're in good shape. My hair started going thin at 35 and at the same time hair started coming out of my ears.

WTF? PPOT just sank to a new low...

You think this is low? This is not even in the same league as the nut sack thread!

<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 9% Metrosexual.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=3e1a70da-05d4-4549-8643-ca42ec79376b"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=e82180a0-5db7-4ed2-97af-ffbce007c07e.gif" alt="Metro-What? Git Off My Lawn!" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I need some advice. I need to STOP BUYING MY CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! I will never land a decent woman unless I shave this nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=3e1a70da-05d4-4549-8643-ca42ec79376b">Take the<br>Metrosexual Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div>

+1

Wow, does this mean that I'm more manly than Sniper?

<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 6% Metrosexual.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=3e1a70da-05d4-4549-8643-ca42ec79376b"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=e82180a0-5db7-4ed2-97af-ffbce007c07e.gif" alt="Metro-What? Git Off My Lawn!" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I need some advice. I need to STOP BUYING MY CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! I will never land a decent woman unless I shave this nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=3e1a70da-05d4-4549-8643-ca42ec79376b">Take the<br>Metrosexual Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div>

Wait, no one's more manly than Sniper (except Milt)

There are a lot of men more manly than me...but none of them are as pretty. ;)

LMFAO

that's +50% on any metrosexual test score, right there

The gay in this thread is strong.

Pink shirt, man-purse, see-through pants ( and probably a pink thong to match)

I hope this is a truth or dare thing.... I wouldn't be caught dead, dressed like that...

No one will ever think of me as a fashion source metrosexual. I am lucky enough to work at a small business where the dress code for summer is shorts and any shirt with a collar. In winter we wear jeans. We don't deal with retail customers very often.

My brother in law has more clothes and shoes than my wife. Many are still new with tags on them. I'm pretty sure that he falls into the metro group. Or he's just gay.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1242829628.jpg


Damn ...I thought Carrey was perhaps starring in a new Iraq war movie?


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1242829689.jpg

I took the online test. 14%. What the? Just because I know what creme brulee is, and I like imported beer, that's metrosexual? Since when is Guiness Stout metrosexual. Kaliber, I could see.

I thought I was ok there too, but around 43 I started to notice some thinning. Rust never sleeps.

<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 4% Metrosexual.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=3e1a70da-05d4-4549-8643-ca42ec79376b"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=e82180a0-5db7-4ed2-97af-ffbce007c07e.gif" alt="Metro-What? Git Off My Lawn!" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I need some advice. I need to STOP BUYING MY CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! I will never land a decent woman unless I shave this nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=3e1a70da-05d4-4549-8643-ca42ec79376b">Take the<br>Metrosexual Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div>

On another note, I'll forever picture Sniper like this:
http://t6.tagstat.com/image03/5/ab20/800u052tqIw.jpg

And not:
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b3...marchbreak.jpg

And NOT in a good way...

There were some trick questions in there, that means, I had no idea what they were talkin bout.

don't feel so bad now, got a 46% as White Trash!


<div style="font-family:verdana;font-size:10px;width:150px;BORDER: 1px solid;PADDING: 5px;BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffc933; TEXT-ALIGN: left"><div align="center" style="margin-bottom:5px; font-size:12px;" nowrap><b>I am 15% Metrosexual.</b><br><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=3e1a70da-05d4-4549-8643-ca42ec79376b"><img src="http://www.fuali.com/testimage.aspx?img=e82180a0-5db7-4ed2-97af-ffbce007c07e.gif" alt="Metro-What? Git Off My Lawn!" border="0" style="margin-top:5px"></a></div>I need some advice. I need to STOP BUYING MY CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! I will never land a decent woman unless I shave this nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.<div align="center" style="margin-top:5px;" nowrap><a style="font-size:10px;" target="_blank" href="http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=3e1a70da-05d4-4549-8643-ca42ec79376b">Take the<br>Metrosexual Test<br>@ FualiDotCom</a></div></div>

Exactly. And look at themselves in the mirror a lot.

That ain't me.

Of course, that online test is bogus and just for laughs. The first time I took it, I got 14%... almost everything was answered "no."

But I knew I was getting metropoints for having applied a wall treatment... I assume having applied some wallpaper on a coupla walls for my wife qualifies.

But I have removed way more wallpaper than I have applied because I think wallpaper is stupid and a waste of time... especially in bathrooms and kitchens, and there should be points off for that, but there wasn't.

So, I hit "Back" and changed that one to "No."

And that moved me down to 8%.

I assume you have to be rated higher than 50-60% before you can be legitimately considered a metrosexual.

*Leans to the right and cuts one."