Remember that text you should not have sent last night? They do:

[Heel n Toe]

Originally Posted by 125shifter

(404): FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
(1-404): haha good one..how did you even know?
(404): we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.

I saw that one too, Shifter. Hilarious.

(713): Holy s**t! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.

[gprsh924]

That site is amazing...also check out www.fmylife.com

[Heel n Toe]

(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this

[Joeaksa]

(337): I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?

(207): It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..

These are priceless!

[teenerted1]

(570): So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
(330): I don't know you.

[924slover]

If you like that site then try fmylife.com its full of awesome fail if thats possible

[Don Plumley]

(226): forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.

[nostatic]

Originally Posted by Don Plumley

(803): Operation extremely regretful is in full effect

This one is my fav

[Don Plumley]

Another Winner:

(303): Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England