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Do you have to be a lesbian to be a female comedian?

just asking...

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Old 05-29-2009, 05:35 AM
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lemme guess, you saw the Wanda Sykes interview the other night? Caught me off guard.
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Are there any good female comedians? I think being a lesbian is pretty damn funny in itself!
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wah about sara silverman? if she's a lesbo im in....
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wah about sara silverman? if she's a lesbo im in....
Worse, she's eff'ing Matt Damon
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lemme guess, you saw the Wanda Sykes interview the other night? Caught me off guard.
Yeah it caught me too. Ya just never know. Pretty soon we will all be replaced. Once they find out it's ok to do each other.
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We knew already, I think from her recent controversy with the press dinner in Washington. It just had the wife and I talking this morning over coffee.
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Wanda Skykes is about as funny as having diarhea, vomiting, and a bloody nose at the same time while being tazed in the nipples.
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So you've watched her preform...
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Wanda Skykes is about as funny as having diarhea, vomiting, and a bloody nose at the same time while being tazed in the nipples.
I concur. She's not funny in the least. I LOVE Curb Your Enthusiasm and she's not even funny in that one.

The only funny comedienne I ever saw was some woman who warmed up for Jerry Seinfeld. Turned out she was one of the writers for the show. I forgether name, but she was really the only one who ever made me laugh. If you watch the old reruns of Rodney Dangerfield's HBO show, he had a few good ones on there.
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wah about sara silverman? if she's a lesbo im in....
He said comedian, not 'obnoxious JAP who has a career for reasons that no one can fathom'.
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He said comedian, not 'obnoxious JAP who has a career for reasons that no one can fathom'.

"JAP"???? Sarah actually works and she's funnier than $hit.........you could have called her "obnoxious stoner"; but "JAP"? I didn't think they had jobs except shopping....yeah we know she's Jewish.
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He said comedian, not 'obnoxious JAP who has a career for reasons that no one can fathom'.
Agree with you 100%.

no talent, she's just easy to look at and acts crazy.

If she weren't a JAP she would have been discarded long ago.

Sorry if that offends others, but that is what I see.
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Old 05-29-2009, 08:58 AM
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Clearly, some of you haven't seen Lisa Lampanelli:



Here's an R-rated roasting of William Shatner on a Friar's club roast. Classic Lampenelli:
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/shatner-roast-lampanelli-p1.php

Let us know if you didn't laugh.

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Being a lesbo is SO in these days. I think I'll be one too.
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Being a lesbo is SO in these days. I think I'll be one too.
Okay. Raise your right hand.... or whatever.



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