Yet Another Way To Deal With Telemarketeers...

[M.D. Holloway]

One of the rare days I am in the office. Feeling rather silly for slipping on a banana peel, I sat at my desk and got the giggles. Yes, I am loosing my mind but it really isn't that much of a lose anyway.

So the phone rings and there is a pause then a voice with a caribe accent says "Hello" to wit I say "Hello". He then says "My name is..." but I didn't let him finish, instead, I finished for him:

Hello, my name is Joe and I work in a button factory
I have a house, and a dog, and a family
One day, my boss said to me, "Hey Joe, are you busy?"
I said, "No".
He said "Turn the button with your left hand."

Hello my name is Joe and I work in a button factory
I have a ...."

I didn't get a chance to get to the next verse. He hung up.

I think the girls in my office are going to have me committed.

The drugs are working nicely thank you.

[masraum]

Hilarious, but I'm dying to know the next verse!

[masraum]

NM, I got it.

Hello, my name is Joe and I work in a button factory
I have a house, and a dog, and a family
One day, my boss said to me, "Hey Joe, are you busy?"
I said, "No".
He said "Turn the button with your left hand."

Hello my name is Joe and I work in a button factory
I have a house, and a dog, and a family
One day, my boss said to me, "Hey Joe, are you busy?"
I said, "No".
He said "Turn the button with your right hand."

Hello my name is Joe and I work in a button factory
I have a house, and a dog, and a family
One day, my boss said to me, "Hey Joe, are you busy?"
I said, "No".
He said "Turn the button with your left foot."

Hello my name is Joe and I work in a button factory
I have a house, and a dog, and a family
One day, my boss said to me, "Hey Joe, are you busy?"
I said, "No".
He said "Turn the button with your right foot."

Hello my name is Joe and I work (real hard) in a button factory
I have a house, and a dog, and a family
One day, my boss said to me, "Hey Joe, are you busy?"
I said, "No".
He said "Turn the button with your head."

Hello my name is Joe and I work in a button factory
I have a house, and a dog, and a family
One day, my boss said to me, "Hey Joe, are you busy?"
I said, "Yes!!!"

It's a real shame they didn't let you finish.

[M.D. Holloway]

once you get this into your head, it is impossable for it to leave...

[GH85Carrera]

We get the folks all the time calling us wanting to know what type of copier we have.

We just cut them off and tell them all we have is one pencil that we all have to share. We only write on the back of envelopes and scrap paper. Then we yell out "hey it's my turn to use the pencil."

Banks call and want to save us lots of money on credit card process fees. We just tell them all we accept for payment is pigs, chickens & horses. No cows or sheep. Gold is OK but no cash, checks or credit cards.

My favorite are the web page developers that want to make us a lot more money but making a web page. We tell them we are making so much money now it is embarrassing and we don't want any more money.