Not a Fan of Monkeys, Apes or Chimps

[M.D. Holloway]

I like pretty much like all animals except higher primates (save humans). I can tolerate lemurs but thats about it.

In fact, I am pretty sure I could easily kill any which one of them Monkeys, Apes or Chimps and not suffer any remorse. I can't say that about other animals unless I killed it for food.

Is it competition of primates?

[Moses]

Originally Posted by LubeMaster77

Is it competition of primates?

Maybe. They fight dirty, too.

[M.D. Holloway]

Never met one I trusted - they got a look in their eyes, a bad look.

[TimT]

Orangs?

anyway how are these higher primates threatening you?

What are Monkeys, Apes and Chimps,doing that are competing with you?

I had a friend that had a chimp... "Zippy the Chimp" if that animal got angry he would kick your ass easily..

[Tobra]

never had a chimp or ape do me wrong

can't say the same for H sapien

[TechnoViking]

This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one. "Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks. "Boy," is the man's response. "Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there," says the service guy.
An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some instructions: "Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's testicles off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on him."
The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?"
The service guy replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the Chihuahua."

[Jim Bremner]

gtfo!

[serge944]

If you don't like monkeys - don't come to China. Here are some sleeping.

[dd74]

Originally Posted by LubeMaster77

In fact, I am pretty sure I could easily kill any which one of them Monkeys, Apes or Chimps and not suffer any remorse.

You have good reason to think that...

[911pcars]

Originally Posted by serge944

If you don't like monkeys - don't come to China. Here are some sleeping.

Somehow, I fail to see the humor in the above. Please explain your respect for your fellow monkeys.

Sherwood

[Sonic dB]

do you like The Beatles?

[Jim Richards]

Hmmm, all this monkey angst. Lube must have a new nickname at the office.

[masraum]

Lubey, that's a bit odd. I just don't get it. Maybe one has thrown poo at you at some point, or possibly mounted you?

I find peoeple are generally much more deserving of a bullet behind the ear.

I also think that unless you had a rifle and a bunch of distance, the monkey, ape, chimp, gorilla, whatever would take you.

[gassy]

Mike's just jealous because they look better in his wife's underwear than he does.

[masraum]

Why's he got zits?

[The Gaijin]

Originally Posted by TimT

I had a friend that had a chimp... "Zippy the Chimp" if that animal got angry he would kick your ass easily..

I have a very funny "Zippy" story.. I will tell you at the next NYC gathering.

[rcecale]

Maybe Mike's just upset that Monkeys can do this in public and get away with it...



Randy

[sammyg2]

I dunno, Pleasant Valley Sunday and last train to Clarksville were pretty good, I'm a believer wasn't bad either.





Gorillas seem to me to be the best behaved primates, lots of good traits and not as many bad traits.

[legion]

Originally Posted by LubeMaster77

In fact, I am pretty sure I could easily kill any which one of them Monkeys, Apes or Chimps and not suffer any remorse.

I feel that way about rabbits...

[fingpilot]

If you had ever seen Michael Jackson and his Chimp 'Bubbles' together, as father and son, you'd have the same fear as Mike.