I can't stop........ - Page 2

javadog · 07-08-2009, 10:18 AM

The thing about a clear liquid diet is this; you have to stay on it 24 hours, with no cheating. Think of it this way; anything you eat that's not on the list resets the 24 hour clock back to zero.

I once ate some bad tuna, the night before a vacation trip to Florida. I spent the next week trying out every toilet I saw. I finally went to a doc, he put me on a clear liquid diet and the next day I was fine. The wife had the same problem; she was cured as well.

JR

legion · 07-08-2009, 10:18 AM

A friend in college told his dad he ended up naked in a ditch on the side of the interstate near Milwaukee after a Phish concert at Alpine Valley that he ate a bad fruit cup.

He neglected to mention the 7 hits of LSD.

legion · 07-08-2009, 04:26 PM

This seems appropriate to this thread:

Amail · 07-08-2009, 04:36 PM

That makes me cringe. The awful is much too strong. There's a point where you're no longer being goofy. This video is evidence that some go way beyond that point. Way beyond.

BlueSkyJaunte · 07-08-2009, 04:52 PM

I'm still trying to figure "the Hoff" out. If he's just goofing around, it's a bad joke and he should stop. If he's serious, isn't there SOMEONE in his retinue that's ballsy enough to tell him he's pathetic?

imcarthur · imcarthur's Garage

The term ghey was invented to describe that video.

On topic:

You might want to investigate Giardiasis. It's a parasite. Severe & constant diarrhea, lack of appetite etc. I had this years ago. In 2 weeks I lost 17 lbs.

Ian

legion · 07-08-2009, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Amail

That makes me cringe. The awful is much too strong. There's a point where you're no longer being goofy. This video is evidence that some go way beyond that point. Way beyond.

I'm not sure if you're commenting on me or the Hoff.

Tobra · Tobra's Garage

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Originally Posted by javadog

Try a clear liquid diet for 24 hours. No cheating, or it won't help.

JR

what he said, maybe work yourself up to rice that has been sort of overcooked until it starts to fall apart, perhaps with a dash of cinnamon, or the dry white toast, soda crackers, bland stuff. What did your doctor say, other than poop in this and bring it back to me?

trekkor · 07-08-2009, 08:31 PM

I lasted 2:00 on the video...

Not good.

KT

DanielDudley · 07-09-2009, 02:27 AM

See what the doctor says, but I have taken liquid Immodium in the past, and it is very effective.

Joeaksa · 07-09-2009, 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imcarthur

The term ghey was invented to describe that video.

On topic:

You might want to investigate Giardiasis. It's a parasite. Severe & constant diarrhea, lack of appetite etc. I had this years ago. In 2 weeks I lost 17 lbs.

Ian

Try working overseas for a while and you get used to it. Doc finally gave me a couple of scripts for this after I spent a month in India...

GG Allin · GG Allin's Garage

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Originally Posted by Tobra

what he said, maybe work yourself up to rice that has been sort of overcooked until it starts to fall apart, perhaps with a dash of cinnamon, or the dry white toast, soda crackers, bland stuff. What did your doctor say, other than poop in this and bring it back to me?

I've been doing the liquid diet since last night and will continue with it. Would a little powdered cream in my coffee be cheating? I hope not. No word from the doctor yet.
Immodium AD did nothing. I went through a bottle last weekend.

javadog · 07-09-2009, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by mbrouder

I've been doing the liquid diet since last night and will continue with it. Would a little powdered cream in my coffee be cheating? I hope not. No word from the doctor yet.
Immodium AD did nothing. I went through a bottle last weekend.

Yes, the powdered cream is something you should avoid. Repeat after me, if you can't see through it, don't eat it.

JR

Amail · 07-09-2009, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by legion

I'm not sure if you're commenting on me or the Hoff.

I'm talking about the Hoff. You and me is tight, yo.

exitwound · exitwound's Garage

A hint of coffee cream won't spoil the clear liquid diet though. What it's designed to do is give your digestive tract a resting period to clean itself out and fight off anything that's in there, starve anything that might be growing (bacteria, etc). A little coffee creamer isn't the same as a stack of pancakes. Still, avoid as much solid food as possible. If that doesn't help, the doctor will probably be the next best source for a fix.

GG Allin · GG Allin's Garage

Quote:

Originally Posted by exitwound

A hint of coffee cream won't spoil the clear liquid diet though. What it's designed to do is give your digestive tract a resting period to clean itself out and fight off anything that's in there, starve anything that might be growing (bacteria, etc). A little coffee creamer isn't the same as a stack of pancakes. Still, avoid as much solid food as possible. If that doesn't help, the doctor will probably be the next best source for a fix.

I've gone beyond 24 hours at this point. It wasn't very difficult considering I slept though about a third of it. I'll see the doctor tomorrow.

elwood-914 · 07-09-2009, 05:17 PM

I had this one doctor who always seemed to prescribe some meds and say " just be near a restroom" That was when I was commuting 2 1/2 hours each way.

DARISC · 07-09-2009, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by javadog

Repeat after me, if you can't see through it, don't eat it.

JR

Right. Stick to doughnuts and bagels.

DARISC · 07-09-2009, 06:21 PM

Seriously, here's a tip: if you're stricken with dire pangs of urgency and terrified that you won't be able to make it to a terlet, clench your fist, or both of them, as hard as you can! Don't let up!

Years ago, I was captive in the back seat of my inlaws car on a freeway in Florida when, outta the blue, I hollered "WHOA! Stop the car, I gotta go NOW!" My sweet little motherinlaw turns around, says "Here" and hands me a big wad of Kleenex she'd quick drawn from her purse.

She obviously saw my wide-eyed panic stricken, WTF?! look and quickly added "Squeeze this in your fist as hard as you can!" To my relief, the dire pangs subsided. They came back numerous times until my fatherinlaw could get off the freeway to a gas station, but squeezing the wad of tissue worked every time.

I discovered years later, in a similar situation, that, unless you've got long fingernails that you'll puncture yourself with, squeezing your empty fist works just as well.

Hope this helps.

GG Allin · GG Allin's Garage

Quote:

Originally Posted by DARISC

Seriously, here's a tip: if you're stricken with dire pangs of urgency and terrified that you won't be able to make it to a terlet, clench your fist, or both of them, as hard as you can! Don't let up!

Years ago, I was captive in the back seat of my inlaws car on a freeway in Florida when, outta the blue, I hollered "WHOA! Stop the car, I gotta go NOW!" My sweet little motherinlaw turns around, says "Here" and hands me a big wad of Kleenex she'd quick drawn from her purse.

She obviously saw my wide-eyed panic stricken, WTF?! look and quickly added "Squeeze this in your fist as hard as you can!" To my relief, the dire pangs subsided. They came back numerous times until my fatherinlaw could get off the freeway to a gas station, but squeezing the wad of tissue worked every time.

I discovered years later, in a similar situation, that, unless you've got long fingernails that you'll puncture yourself with, squeezing your empty fist works just as well.

Hope this helps.

I'll have huge forearms if I do that.

I spent several hours in the ER last night due to dehydration. I need to get to the botton of this. I see the doc. in about an hour. Man, you spend 5 hours in an ER, you see some crazy chit. Motorcycle accident, 16 y.o. girl beaten with a belt buckle...