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I can't stop........
pooping. You know that feeling you get with the shivers down the spine. And you're not sure if you'll make it to the bowl on time. I like to call that a moment of human urgency. Well, I get that 5 times a day. Usually 3 times within an hour of waking up. Sometimes in the middle of the night. This has been going on for 12 days now. I'm in pure hell. I provided a stool sample yesterday to my doctor. Talk about being reduced to the disgusting beings we really are. I'm not sure if something's going around but I need this cured. I can't live like this. Thought I'd share.
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Well, if you stop putting stuff into the system stuff will stop coming out the other side!
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I am eating much lighter.
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There's a reason it's called fast food.
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More salads and bran? More caffeine? More tobacco?
Under stress? Are you comfortable with public restrooms?  What's with all the poop threads?
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I know the feeling. Suffered from ulcerative colitis for years. I was up to about 20 trips a day, for six years, and it ruined my life. Good thing is, pretty much all GI ailments are fixable & manageable through medicine or diet/exercise changes. Wait for the results to see what it might be. If you're not vomiting too, it's probably not a virus or bacteria.
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Wi-fi, laptops, and magazines were invented for just such problems.
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Roundel & Excellence right next to the bowl. The new ones can't arrive fast enough.
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Have you been out of the country recently, eaten any strange foods. Had a similar experience many years ago and just ate dry toast and water for over a week. Never did find out what caused it. That was back in college so it could have been any number of strange behaviors that I pursued.
Hope you get to the bottom of this, so to speak and feel better very soon. In the meantime drink lots of fluids to stay hydrated. |
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Try a clear liquid diet for 24 hours. No cheating, or it won't help.
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Have not been out of the country. I don't eat alot of fast food. I did have some steak tacos from a Mexican joint near work before this started.
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Broth soup, flav-o-ice, jello etc...
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I had something similar happen to me in college. Of course, it was caused by my eating 2 boxes of frosted mini wheats in one day.
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Try eating a bunch of hot peppers for the next 24 hours. Jalapenos, habaneros, etc.
That won't help but in a couple of days after the burning goes away you won't mind pooping as much. Sorry. That was ****ty thing to say
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Hope it comes out all right in the end.
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I'll try that. Of course after the pizza I just ate clears out. No word from the doctor yet either. I'm curious if the stool sample tells anything.
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HUH????The ole BAD TACO routine...
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