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Summarize a Movie Plot In As Few Words as Possible...
I'll start.
Leaving Las Vegas: Nick Cage: "Hi! I'm a failure in life who just moved to Las Vegas to kill myself. Don't fall in love with me." Elisabeth Shue: "I love you." Nick Cage: "Ack! I'm dead." Academy: "OSCAR!"
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Dune:
Spice! Sand! Politics! Sound guns! (People who read the book: WTF!) Revolution!
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Terminator:
I'll be back. Terminator II: I'm back! Terminator III: You guessed it. |
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Superbad:
Super bad.
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The South lost and I don't give a damn.
GWTW.
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Love Story:
Boy meets girl. Girl dies.
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Kids:
Casper: "My goal in life is to do two 13-year-old virgins in the same day." Casper's Ex: "Casper gave me AIDS." Me: I have no desire to see this. (Turns off movie...)
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Showgirls:
Me: "I sat through 3+ hours of this $h!t to find out she was a prostitute all along!? The boobies weren't worth the hours of my life I'll never get back."
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Kids and Showgirls:
"We made such terrible movies that no one will make any more NC-17 movies."
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Titanic: The boat sank, deal with it.
They Shoot Horses, Don't They: Life Stinks, and then you Die.
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2010 Cayman S - 12-2020 - 2014 MINI Cooper S Coupe - 05-17 - 05-21 1989 944S2 - 06-01 - 01-14 Carpe Viam. <>< |
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Semper drive!
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Vanilla Sky
"WTF???" Randy
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one of gods prototypes
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animal house.....
TOGA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Good T and A.
You pick the movie. |
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Eraserhead: watching someone's nightmare
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"The Hangover"
Normal weekend in Vegas. |
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I've always been a fan of Denis Leary's summary of The Doors:
Quote:
The Magnificent Seven: See Seven Samurai above. Add guns. The Three Amigos: See above. Subtract seven gunfighters, add three idiots. A Bug's Life: See Seven Samurai. Except they're bugs.
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Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
Spock lives. Dave dies. The Enterprise is vaporised. |
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Get off my lawn!
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The Crying Game.
WTF! YUCK! What a waste of film, time & money.
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Glen 49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America 1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan 1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood! |
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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The Big Lebowski:
The rug really tied the room together man.
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- Joe Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves. - William Pitt |
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I'm not sure you've got that down 100%.
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